Most scenes together: Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski & Walter Sobchak (5), Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski & Brandt (2)
The Big Lebowski quotes
Page 1 of 9Mr Lebowski, this is Bill Salinger of the Southern Cal bowling league. We received an, uh, an informal complaint that a member of your team - a Walter Sobchak? - drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's by-laws and also article 27...
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Wonderful woman. We're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
Aha-ha-ha-ha! That's marvelous.
This is our concern, Dude.
Bunny I'll suck your **** for a thousand dollars
Bunny Brandt can't watch, though. Or he has to pay a hundred.
Let me tell ya something - I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody - just fabulous stuff.
I am the Walrus.
I'm throwin' rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude.
Phone's ringing Dude.
Let me tell you something, pandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece (reference to Walter's Colt pistol) out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the **** trigger 'til it goes "click" (all eight rounds in his fully loaded Colt pistol were fired).
You said it, man. Nobody ****s with The Jesus.
Hey! What's this 'day of rest' shit? What's this bullshit? I don't **** care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not fooling me. You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This is bush league psych-out stuff. Laughable, man. Ha ha! I would've **** you in the ass Saturday. I'll **** you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Whoo! You got a date Wednesday, baby.