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Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski quotes

View Quote Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or His Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...
View Quote Everything's a ****ing travesty with you, man!
View Quote Mind if I do a J?
View Quote (After being drugged) All the dude ever wanted... was his rug back.
View Quote (After he finds the Nihilists have set his car on fire) Well they finally did it, man...They killed my ****ing car.
View Quote Shit, I know that guy. He's a nihilist. Karl Hungus...
View Quote I've had a rough night and I hate the ****ing Eagles, man.
View Quote Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man!
View Quote (Trying to find a comeback) Yeah, well, you know that's just, like uh ...your opinion, man.
View Quote Does the Pope shit in the woods?
View Quote And what the **** was all that about Vietnam, man!? What the **** does anything have to do with Vietnam!? What the **** are you talking about!?
View Quote **** sympathy. I don't need your ****in sympathy. I need my ****ing johnson!
View Quote [Responding to a rhetorical statement by Maude Lebowski about where the plot of the porno was going to lead] He fixes the cable?
View Quote [On the phone to Walter] Of course the car made it home, you're calling me at home. No, Walter, it did NOT look like Larry was about to crack! Well That's your perception. You know, you're right, Walter, there is an unspoken message here. It's [Shouting] "**** YOU, LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE!" [Calm, resigned] Yeah, I'll be at practice.
View Quote No, you're not wrong, Walter, you're just an ASSHOLE!
View Quote You mean...coitus?
View Quote [While being shoved into a limo] Hey! Careful, man, there's a beverage here!
View Quote Stay away from my special... from my ****ing lady friend man.
View Quote Nice marmot.
View Quote [admiring a picture of Jeffrey Lebowski] This is Lebowski..on the left there? So he's a crip-uh..handicap..guy?
View Quote Yeah... I got a rash, man...
View Quote [in response to a thug holding a bowling ball and asking what it is] Obviously you're not a golfer
View Quote This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.
View Quote My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.
View Quote Fortunately, I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber...
View Quote Let me explain something to you about the Dude...
View Quote You brought the ****ing Pomeranian bowling?
View Quote The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose
View Quote The Dude abides...
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