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Walter Sobchak quotes

View Quote **** it, Dude. Let's go bowling.
View Quote What the **** are you talking about? The C[****]man is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, C[****]man is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
View Quote Donny, you're out of your element!
View Quote (repeated line) Shut the **** up Donny!
View Quote Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.
View Quote Smokey, this isn't Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
View Quote Shomer Shabbos!
View Quote If you mark that frame an '8', you are entering a world of pain. (pulls out a Colt .45 pistol from his gear bag) A world... of pain.
View Quote Do you see what happens, Larry, WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS? (proceeds to smash up what he believes is Larry's new Corvette parked in the street) THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
View Quote (shouting, holding his Colt .45 pistol in the air) Has the whole world gone crazy!? Am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules!? Mark it zero! You think I'm ****ing around? (****s the hammer of his gun, "click", and says with a fierce, intolerant warrior expression) Mark . . it . . ZERO!
View Quote I think it's Pomeranian. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
View Quote Also Dude, let's not forget, let's NOT forget that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, you know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.
View Quote Eight year olds, Dude.
View Quote Whoo, allright! Way to go Donny!
View Quote I'm as Jewish as ****in' Tevya!
View Quote That rug really tied the room together, did it not? (The Dude laments his peed-on rug.) That's right, Dude, they peed on your ****ing rug.
View Quote Calmer than you are....
View Quote Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax -- YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE ****ING PAST!
View Quote Of course they were Nazis, Donny; they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?
View Quote You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. With nail polish.
View Quote (after creating a scene in the diner) I'm stayin'!...(picking up mug) I'm finishing my coffee... (takes sip, sets mug down, gently slams fists on counter; grimly)...Enjoying my coffee....
View Quote The **** is not the issue.
View Quote Fair?? Who's the ****ing nihilists around here, you bunch of crybabies?
View Quote (After he defeats the Nihilists and Donny has a heart attack) We've got a man down!
View Quote No these are nihilists, Donny. Don't worry they're cowards.
View Quote Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
View Quote Those ****in' amateurs!
View Quote Goodnight, sweet prince
View Quote V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
View Quote And, I would like my undies back
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