Barnyard 2006 quotes, page 3

50 quotes · 9 characters
Barnyard (2006) poster
Characters
Otis the Bull Kevin James · 17 quotes
Pip Jeffrey Garcia · 9 quotes
Freddy Cam Clarke · 5 quotes
Peck Rob Paulsen · 5 quotes
Dag David Koechner · 4 quotes
Duke Dom Irrera · 4 quotes
Pig Tino Insana · 4 quotes
Miles Danny Glover · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Otis the Bull & Pip (5), Freddy & Pip (4), Peck & Pip (4)

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[Miles kicks the farmer in the face with his leg]

What did you do that for?!

What else was I gonna do? He saw you.

You coulda killed him!

Pip
[jumps on the farmer's arm]

I got a pulse. Whee!

Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is so bad!

Sheep

Baaad.

Pig
[panicked]

Everybody, just calm down! Just calm down, alright? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!

[everyone looks at Otis]

What?

Pip

Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.

That does not apply to this. This is a totally, situationally different suspect. Hey, whoa, no.

[sees the farmer unconscious]

Oh, we gotta ditch the body.

Stop it!

He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!

There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.

He's a vegan! God bless him.

Pig

And uh... what is a vegan again?

Oh, I know this one...

Pip

Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.

No, no, that's a vegetarian.

Pig

Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?

That's a vampire! Come on!

Pip

You can't eat cheese?

Bessy
[as the farmer awakens]

It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.

Cake?

Cake has egg products.

Pip

But you can't have any dairy!

I-I-I-I-I...

No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?

Pig

I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.

[all farm animals gasp to see the farmer awakened, Miles kicks the farmer again]

WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?!

It's not like we have a lot of options.

Pip

Boy, that's a doozy. That thing's bigger than me.

Pig

Push it.

Pip

He wakes up, you got my back, right?

Pig

Yeah.

[Otis and the jersey bulls are driving recklessly in a car]

Put crowns on our heads, 'cause we are the kings! [turns on the radio, the song "You Got to Move" plays. The cows start banging their heads, Eddy honks the car horn]

Cows
[singing]

You got to MOVE!
You got to MOVE!
You got to MOVE!
You got to MOVE!

[after Miles kicks the farmer the third time]

Will you...stop...doing...that?! [Miles: Well, unless you give him a blindfold, I'm going kick him!] OK, let's go.

[as Dag jumps to attack Otis, he grabs Dag]

Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. [He slams Dag to the car window and threatens to punches him. (Same thing Ben did before his death.) He glares closer to whimpering Dag] Never... come... back. [drops Dag] Pip? [Pip: Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.]

[walks to Ben's grave]

Hey, Pop. I, uh, wanted to come by and, uh... Look, you-you were just a great dad. You see, I... I don't know what I was thinking, but for a minute, I actually thought I could take your place. But those coyotes... I-I mean, you would've stood up to them and y-you wouldn't have backed down now. I gotta tell ya, I was...so afraid. [sighs] Ya know, I know I always said that I-I wasn't you, and-and I'm not. But I wish I was. [sighs] I-I-I can't do it, Pop. I gotta go. I'm sorry. [walks away]

HEY!!!! [Lord of the Hoof horses stopped dancing, one goes off the stage] Have you all lost your mind? It's daylight, the farmer is gonna be back. This is so off-limits!

Officer O'Hanlon: [on speaker of police car] Pull over to the side of the road.

Okay. All right. Well, first, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take the chick from you, then while you're picking yourself off the ground, I'm gonna gather up the hens and I'm gonna leave.