Freddy
The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting? Is that a good idea?
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Freddy
Yeah, hi. Hey there. Having a good day? So, uh, this was Otis' idea?
Peck
Oh, yeah. We're like the second line of defense. We see or hear anything suspicious, and I just signal Otis with a crow. Oh, oh, and I've really been working on it. Listen. [he clears his throat, then crows weakly for much longer, then squeaks] Well, you-you know, in the moment, it'll be really strong. But for now, we just stand watch.
Freddy
Yeah, watch.
Vision Freddy
[Freddy has a vision, the hens turn into rotisserie-style whole chicken meats]
Come and get it! [dings the triangle]
Pip
[the camera zooms back into reality]
Freddy? You okay?
Freddy
BONELESS WHITE MEAT! What?! I'm not hungry! I mean, I don't wanna eat anyone...thing...you...uh... [slaps himself in the face] What happened? What? What, what?
Helicopter Pilot
[on radio]
This is Gray Badger in Chopper 219, we've got suspects in sight.
Igg
Talkin' the talk and walkin' the walk.
Miles
[as he's cornered by coyotes]
Well, well, whatever will I do? [kicks 3 coyotes, 1 coyote shivers in fear] Oh, don't worry. I've got someone special for you. [the crate unlocks revealing Wild Mike, who rides the back of the coyote] Heh-heh-heh-heh! I just love that little guy!
Nora Beady
[gasps]
Randall, there is a cow outside.
Nathan Randall Beady the Third
This is a cow farm. You're going to find cows outside.
Nora Beady
No, I mean, right outside. Right outside this house. Looming like a ghost, like a...like a reaper.
Nathan Randall Beady the Third
No, cows don't like houses much. They prefer it out in the meadow where they can get a graze on.
Nora Beady
Nathan Randall the Third, I am not crazy. I am medicated for a chemical imbalance. Don't you sit there and think that I am crazy.
Nathan Randall Beady the Third
[sighs]
Your mind's gone, woman. Where did it go? I don't know. It's gone!
Otis
Chicken farm!
Pip
Oh, I get it. We can't yell "Tree" or "Rock", but you get to yell "Chicken farm".
Otis
Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. [threatens to punch Dag. Dag starts to quiver, and Otis does not punch him, (same things has Ben before his death), but gets in his face] Never...come...back. [Dag whimpers while nodding his head. Otis drops Dag] Pip?
Pip
Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.
[Otis takes a iron golf club and whacks Dag with it, Dag goes flying out of the junkyard while howls]
Peck
Never! You're all gonna die.
Pig
[watching Daisy giving birth]
Man, that looks like it hurts.
Duke
Oh, that's very profound, "Insight Man".
Pig
Well, excuse me for being a pig!
Pip
How come nothing's happened yet?
Peck
She's, uh... She's gonna be alright though, huh?
Pig
Yeah, like, like, what if it gets...stuck or something?
Freddy
What? You mean, like, stuck halfway? So-so she'd be a cow and a half?
Pig
I didn't say "cow and a half".
Freddy
Yes you did. You just did.
Pig
Hey, Duke, did I say "cow and a half"?
Duke
I'm not doing this.
Pip
No, look!
Pig
All clear! SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEET!
Pip
[jumps on a coyote's back]
Yoohoo! [coyote growls] You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go right in your ear! [goes inside the coyote's ear]
Coyote
Aaaaaah! There's a mouse in my ear! There's a mouse in my eeeeaar!
Pip
Otis, are we supposed to not yell "rock"?
Pizza Twin #1
Dude, I got an ARM!
Pizza Twin #2
Yeah! Righteous! [gibbers incoherently]
Snotty Boy
That's called cow tipping! Hahaha!