Ramon Kiss my frozen tushie! Kiss it, kiss it!
Voiced by Robin Williams 
Happy Feet (2006) · 60 quotes
Happy Feet (2006) · 60 quotes
Most-quoted character in Happy Feet (2006): in 22 of its 60 quotes
Most scenes with: Boss Skua (8), Mumble (6), Nestor (5)
Okay, let me take some time for myself: bow down, bow down, you da man, you da man. Okay.
More lines from Ramon
11 quotes Ramon Ramon (mocking the retreating leopard seal)
He's leaving. OH NO, THAT WAS HIS FACE!
Ramon (after hearing Mumble sing)
Yeah, I once heard an animal do that, but then they rolled him over, he was dead.
Ramon I know size may be daunting, but do not be afraid... I love you. I LOVE YOU!
Ramon (afraid to jump off a cliff)
I can do this, I can do this... I can trick myself! (pointing to the sky on the edge of the cliff) Boy, look at that! What? (falls and shrieks)
Ramon How are we gonna tell his mama he bring us all this way just to kill himself?
Ramon I like big tails and I can't deny!
Ramon Wait a second. I hear people wanting something... (everyone leans in to listen) ME!
Ramon (repeated line)
Let me tell something to ju.... ["Ju" is "You"]
Ramon We got personality with a capital "Y". Why? Because we're hot!
Ramon (to the penguins after they banish Mumble)
We sing the heart of our true friend, Mumble! You are a nation of teeny-weeny, pibbling, pickolini, piddily-diddily POOF!
Scenes with Ramon
10 scenes Ramon But first you need to catch up!
Ramon Chica chica, boom! (the four other Amigos join in with a hip thrust action.) Boom, boom, boom, boom!
You're not interested in chicas?
Ramon You kidding?! Without us, the chicas got no BOOM!
Hear me! There's not enough love in the world. Turn to the penguin next to you, put your flippers up, fluff him up a little bit and give him a great big hug!
Ramon He told me to.
Get away!
Ramon No, you like it...
Get off him, Ramon.
Ramon You've just got to do exactly what I say!
Okay.
Ramon Did I say "okay"?
No.
Ramon What did I say?
Do exactly what you say.
Ramon EXACTLY... what I say!
Ramon She is going to be so much better off without you. She is going to find a good steady guy to comfort her...
Ramon (Raul attempts to slap him, but misses)
... and love her up real good and raise a big family, then she gone let herself go...
Ramon. RAMON! He's hurting. He's hurting bad.
Lombardo
Why would Lovelace help?
He not like you at all.
I'll just appeal to his better nature.
How you gonna do that?
Cruel and unusual punishment?
Lombardo
Unimaginable torture?
Ramon Imaginable torture?
Your singing?
Ramon, Nestor, Raul and Lombardo
NO!!!
Lombardo
Ohhh... you breaking the ice!
Ramon Avalanche!
(Mumble eventually succumbs to madness in the zoo and "sees" and hears his family and friends on a wall)
So you found the fish, baby.
Hi, sweetie.
Ma!
Ramon Fluffy! No matter what they say or do, we never stop believing in you.
Other Amigo
So, you'll be back soon?
Hey, c'mon! Let him eat.
Go ahead, Dave. Don't mind us.
But there's plenty for everyone!
It's OK, sugar. We can wait.
(the vision begins to melt and fade)
No, no! Ma! Ma! Th-there's, th-there's lots here! There's enough for everyone! MA!
(Mumble tries to throw a fish to his mother. It hits the wall and falls off, but he keeps trying desperately.)
Ramon (Mumble pretends to sing in an attempt to woo Gloria, but in reality, Ramon is standing behind him singing while he mimes) (singing, revealed by Gloria pushing Mumble aside)
MYYYYY WAAAAAAAY!
(disgusted)
Ramon (notices Gloria)
Hello. I know, size can be, daunting. But don't be afraid--I love you.
Mumble, how could you?
(tries to reason with Gloria)
Ramon I LOVE YOU! I like big tails and I can't deny--
Ramon But first you got to "catch up"!
[The penguins taunt the leopard seal by moving in slow-motion] [in slow-motion]
Leeeeeeeeettttssss geeeeeeeettt oooooooout ooooooooffffffff here!
Ramon [to Mumble]
Hey, stretch, you like to party?
Party? l guess so.
Lombardo
Well, stick with us, baby.
Yeah, cause we practically own the action here.
Adelie Penguins
MUMBO!
Everybody's so...spontan-you-us!
Ramon Spontan-you-us!
And these are the bad times!
Lombardo
Yeah, our food chain go loco.
Everyone a bit down.
Ramon But it ain't gonna stop no party!
Other characters in Happy Feet
Mumble
Elijah Wood
Boss Skua
Anthony LaPaglia
Lovelace
Robin Williams
Raul
Lombardo Boyar
Gloria
Brittany Murphy
Nestor
Carlos Alazraqui
Noah the Elder
Hugo Weaving
Leopard Seal
Roger Rose
Memphis
Hugh Jackman
Norma Jean
Nicole Kidman
Rinaldo
Jeffrey Garcia
Deleted scene (Mumble Meets a Blue Whale)
Miss Viola
Magda Szubanski
