Is there anything else I need to know?
Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath! Happy?
You're right. It's not my fault. [She puts on her glasses and lashes out at Tulio] It's your fault...
...with your little bird talk and that whole "saves the species". Well you know what? SQUAWK, SQUAWKETY, SQUAWK, SQUAWK!!! [realizes what she said; gasps; covers her mouth] I'm sorry, I didn't mean to curse.
[she and Blu are running away from Nigel]
Aw, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly!
Actually, there are 40 species of flightless birds.
No, duck! [Blu notices a crate]
You see, who needs flying?
Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... is freedom, and... and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.
Yeah, sounds great. It's not like we're just throwing ourselves off of a mountain… right?
Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA, and if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
No, no, wait, wait! [screams] Mommy!
M Mauro
You 2 are coming with me.
In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]
Yeah! [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak; wipes it off] That was meant for you.
Come on, can't we all just get along?
M Mauro
This isn't your fight, Big Nose!
S Spoonbill
[The marmosets laugh, until one bird grabs Mauro's arm and glares at him.]
You mess with my friends, you mess with me.
Yeah, little King Kong! [The marmosets and birds have an intense stare-off]
LG Little Green Bird
[panicky]
I don't know what's going on here! [flies off]
[battle cry]
Birds versus monkeys! [The birds charge in.]
Because I'm... I'm the one who took them.
I didn't mean to hurt anybody. I needed the money.
But, Fernando, I trusted you!
I know, but– [Before he can finish, Tipa and Armando enter]
[flying alongside the trolley, whispering to Blu]
Down here! Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes."
That's good, great idea! [to Jewel; confidently] I have beautiful eyes.
Whoa, whoa, wait. Luiz... is a bulldog?
You got something against dogs?
I do when they're drooling on me.
It's a medical condition.
[As she is happily flying, Jewel notices Blu walking away sadly]
Hey, where you going? [Blu ignores her and keeps on walking] Blu? [Blu stops walking] Blu, what's wrong?
Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest, I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.
[he and Pedro fly down towards them]
Hey, birds! Stop yapping and start flapping! Let's go!
I... I... I guess I thought maybe...
What, that you... you'd come to Minnesota? [Jewel just looks at him] Great, I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.
No, that's not what I meant.
Look, Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going.
Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly.
[to Nico as they watch Blu and Jewel]
Awkward…
[to Blu and Jewel]
Okay, okay. You know what? It's just good. Just clear the air, just be completely honest with each other.
You want honesty? [to Rafael and Jewel] Fine, fine, I can be honest. I don't belong here. In fact, I never wanted to even come here in the first place. [stammers] And... and... and you know what? I hate samba! [Jewel and Rafael gasps, and Nico starts crying into Pedro's wing]
Hey! That's a little too far.
Make the mean bird take it back!
Yeah, I said it. Every song sounds exactly the same! [sings] "Tico, taco ya-ya-ya. Tico, taco ya-ya-ya!" [groans] I'm "tico-taco" out of here.
[angrily]
Fine! See you around, pet! [starts flying away from Blu]
No, no! Wait, wait, wait! Come back! You belong together. You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure, they both die at the end, but you get my point! Oh, young love. Always so melodramatic. [to Nico and Pedro] All right, boys. Go after her. [starts flying to Blu] Blu, come back here, come on!
[catches Jewel as she is flying]
Going somewhere, pretty bird?
Oh, yeah! I was just on my way to claw your eyes out! [punches Nigel in the face; Nico and Pedro see Nigel get a hold of Jewel]
Temper, temper. Now come along, my dear. We're going to a parade, and everybody loves a parade! [flies away with Jewel]
[as he, along with Nico, watch Nigel take Jewel by force]
Hey, get back here! Ain't nobody mess with a friend of Pedro. I ain't havin' it! It's on! [starts punching the air]
What are you... on?! Did you see the talons on that guy?!
"Talons"? Maybe, it's on... next time. [he and Nico turn and fly away] RALFIEEEE!
Help! [cut on Blu walking to Linda, while Rafael starts following him]
Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't Carnaval that way?
I'm not going to Carnaval. No, I'm going home.
But I thought you loved Carnaval.
I do, but I love my family much more, and that's a choice I made with this. [points to Blu's heart] Not with this. [points to Blu's head (or brain)]
[Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival]
Blu! Blu! We found her!
She's on some, like, weird chicken float.
M Monkey
[shrieks, chitters]
LT Lady Tourist
Oh, what an adorable monkey.
M Mauro
[indistinct chatter]
M Monkey
[chittering] [hooting]
M Mauro
[blows raspberries]
M Mauro
["Funky Monkey" plays] [grunting] [hooting]
Hello, boys. Seems like you've had a busy day.
M Mauro
[laughs]
What, this? [Referring to all the stuff they've stolen from tourists] This is just some stuff we found. Right, boys? Yeah.
[The crowd of monkeys all agree]
I'm not interested in your nicked knick-knacks. Your burgled baubles bore me. There are two blue macaws out there, and I need your multitude of eyes to help me find them.
M Mauro
Oh, yeah? What's in it for us? [chuckles]
Well, that's a fair question.
M Mauro
[He suddenly takes the lead marmoset and flies high into the sky] [screaming]
M Mauro
[Nigel drops him] [screaming] [frantic hooting]
I certainly see your point.
[To the lead marmoset as he's falling down]
But what could I possibly do for you in return? Hmm?
M Mauro
[while falling]
Save me! SAVE ME!
Oh! Well, that's a thought, yeah. But is it enough? I don't want to feel like I'm cheating you.
M Mauro
Ahh! Help me! Help me! Help me! We'll do it! We'll do it! Save me, please. Save me!
[Just before he hits the ground, he stops as Nigel catches him]
All right, you've twisted my wing. Deal. Now then, anymore questions?
[The group of monkeys remain silent]
No? Good. You will spread out and you will find these macaws by the end of the day, or it's flying lessons for everyone! Go!
[The group of monkeys all scream with fright and run off]
Go do your monkey business.
They're starting to close off the streets for Carnival. You better be right, kid, because we're running out of time. [groans] I'll never be able to get my car through this crowd.
LA Linda and Tulio
[yelling]
Hey, kid! How'd you get this bike?
I traded it for your Jeep.
Yeah, it's in great condition.
LA Linda and Tulio
[shuttered grunting] [screaming]
Ugh. I'm going to chew through my own leg if this doesn't come off soon.
Relax. If I know Luiz, we're right where we wanna be.
Hey, Rafi! If it isn't the king of carnival!
Nico! Pedro! What up, family?
Where you been hidin' yourself, bird?
Man, I thought you were dead.
Hold up! Rewind. [going towards Blu] Ain't that the bird from the cage?
I think our love lessons went down smooth.
You was locked up and now you're rollin' up with a hot wing! Woo! I wanna be like you.
Oh, no, no. It's not what you think. We're just uh... chained together.
Hey, I'm not judging you.
Hey, guys. We're looking for Luiz. Have you seen him?
Yeah, I seen him, but you didn't, 'cause you just missed him. He took the trolley back to the garage.
Relax, baby bird. You could catch the next one.
Yeah, it's time to take it to the next level.
What's wrong with this level?
Come on. This ain't the level. The next level's the level. You got to shake your tail feathers.
Uh, we... we got to get this chain off first.
Come on, lovebirds. You're in Rio. You should enjoy it!
M Mauro
Ah. Ooh. Hmm? [laughs] We got 'em.
B Birds
[dance music playing, festive yelling] [laughter]
[as they enter a club full of birds dancing and thumping with music]
This is the coolest place I've ever seen. Despite all the obvious health code violations.
[laughs]
I like you! Nothing you say makes any sense.
E ai, galera? All right, everyone, listen up. Rafi has some special guests from out of town, and let's show them some love, because I don't think they get out much.
Ya, ya, ya, ya, yo! Everybody put their wings together and clap 'em as loud as you can! Flap 'em, clap 'em. I don't care, slap 'em. [squwaking]
Party in the Ipanema, baby.
["Hot Wings (I Wanna Party)" plays]
What are you doing?
All right, Blu! Hey, she likes you.
What are you talking about? Haven't you been listening?
No, but I've been watching. Just be yourself. Go on.
LG Little Green Bird
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
M Monkeys
[chittering and hooting]
M Mauro
[from trailer]
You two are coming with me.
In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]
Yeah. [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak. He wipes it off.] That was meant for you.
Come on. Can we all just get along?
M Mauro
This isn't your fight, big nose. [laughs, gasps]
K Kipo
[The marmosets laugh, until one bird grabs Mauro's arm and glares at him.]
You mess with my friends, you mess with me.
LG Little Green Bird
[The monkeys and birds have an intense stare-off] [panicky]
I don't know what's going on here. [flies off]
[breaking a stare-off]
BIRDS VS. MONKEYS!
M Mauro
[The birds charge in.]
Get them!
A All
[The marmosets charge in.] [shouting, grunting]
M Monkey
[laughs, grunts]
Yippee-kai-yay, monkey man!
M Monkey
Yee-haw! Yee-haw! Giddyap!
M Monkey
[hooting, whooping]
[gasps] [whooping] [as he hits one of the monkey's with his bottle top hat] [laughs]
Ooh! Take that, you funky monkey!
BA Blu and Jewel
[laughing, whooping]
K Kipo
Anytime! Whoo-hoo!
That's what I'm talking about!
[as they've gotten away from the monkeys]
Man, we threw down!
You guys were like fire and ice.
[they all stop laughing and give Blu a strange look]
It's a Minnesota thing.
[they all laugh]
You see? Nothing you say makes any sense.
What? But... the birds were here.
Yeah, sure they were, kid.
I swear! The birds were right here.
Because I'm-- I'm the one who took them.
I-I... I didn't mean to hurt anybody... I needed the money.
But Fernando, I trusted you!
I know, but-- [Before he can finish Tipa and Armando enter]
[chuckling]
Oh, man, that's good.
I just wanted to see if... you had any work for me.
Well, if you were here two hours ago, and you've could've helped us load the... Ow! What?
So, wh-why are you guys dressed for Carnival?
So no one will notice us when we smuggle these b... Ow!
[quietly]
We made a float.
Oh. Oh, a-a float. So, you guys are going to the parade. Can I come? I'm a great dancer.
Can he come? Come on, please? Three's better than two?
[groans]
Oh, fine. We got to hurry, though.
Whoa. I almost forget. I thought it was right here. [grunting] Ah, there it is. Huh. Got it. [chuckles] Let's go.
Can he ride on the plane with us, too? Ow!
No. We can't let them get on that plane.
You can drive a motorcycle, right?
LA Linda and Tulio
[gasps]
Ow... No, I can't... drive a motorcycle. [distorted yelling]
Whoa! It's just like riding a snowmobile! [chuckles]
LM Lead Marmoset
[whimpers]
Papa?
[squeaky]
Oh, no, let me go!
[grabs hold of a tiny green bird]
Stop your chirping and talk to me!
No! No! No! I don't know anything! Help!
Mmm... when I bite down on your head, will it go pop? Or will it go crack? [he squeezes hard on the little green birds head] Where are the cerulean birds? That means blue, by the way.
[gasps]
They escaped! Went to Luiz.
(Smiles)
They said you were very nice.
Hmm, did they? Well, liar.
[Nigel throws the little green bird and it hits the lead marmoset in the head]
Never send a monkey to do a bird's job. [squawks]
