Andy Garcia movie quotes

View Quote [on the phone] Well, then inform Mr. Levin that he'll be better off watching the fight in front of his television at home... Surely *he* must have HBO.

View Quote All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.

View Quote Terry: [On the phone]Who the hell is this?
Rusty: The man who's robbing you.

View Quote United, we stand! United, we can!

View Quote Thanks to a system of satellites, we can control our weather.

View Quote You realize you’re committing treason!

View Quote A million-dollar hit could draw some huge flies, and Acosta is pure mercenary. He is known for taking on serious contracts and he certainly is not alone.

View Quote You must understand that if an attempt is made on his life, it will be made by those of the strictest professional caliber. And they are immoral, ruthless, and without restraint. And they must not succeed.

View Quote Will you take that gun out of my spine or engage the safety please?

View Quote Insp. Jacques Clouseau: And your name?
Vicenzo: Vicenzo Roccara Squarcialupi Brancaleone.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Oh... That is your name. I thought you were ordering in Italian. Once again.
Vicenzo: Vicenzo Roccara Squarcialupi Brancaleone.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Vicen tam-ta-da-tam-tam Don Corleone.

View Quote Pepperidge: It's in every newspaper all over the world. We're all being made to look like idiots. Reputations built up over a lifetime utterly ruined.
Kenji: I had to quit being a Buddhist because I feel so much hate.
Vicenzo: HE SAT ON THE POPE'S HAT!

View Quote Vicenzo: Clouseau, you are a lover. And Nicole is a woman for a lifetime, a woman to have the babies with.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: To have the babies? To have the babies?
Vicenzo: Yes, lots and lots of the babies... All day long the babies. *Walks away.*
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: ...All day long the babies.

View Quote [to Rusty Ryan] I was asked to show some restraint. Otherwise, you would have gone out to your favorite car with all the 17 you own and as soon as you turn on the ignition--[car explodes] You got two weeks.

View Quote [about Danny] Where is he, Tess? Where is... Mr. Diaz?

View Quote Linus Caldwell: Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that...
Rusty Ryan: If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes.
Linus Caldwell: Okay, can I ask you...
Rusty Ryan: Yes.
Linus Caldwell: Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks...
Rusty Ryan: Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.
Linus Caldwell: Wait, why not?
Rusty Ryan: Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.
[walks off]
Linus Caldwell: Oooooooooo.
Terry Benedict: I have a message for Robert Charles Ryan, soon to be the ex-owner of the Standard Hotel.
Rusty Ryan: You got him.
Terry Benedict: The last we spoke, you hung up on me.
Rusty Ryan: You used nasty words. I got sensitive ears
Topher Grace: Jesus Christ! Are you people ****?! It says "Do not disturb"!
Rusty Ryan: It's me.
Tess Ocean: You're doing recon work on our anniversary?
Danny Ocean: Tess...
Danny Ocean: Do I look 50 to you?
Basher Tarr: Yeah.
Danny Ocean: Really?
Basher Tarr: Well, I mean, you know, only from the neck up.
Turk Malloy: It's ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. Not to mention we don't have a grease man anymore, because he's in a bag somewhere. We don't know.
Virgil Malloy: We got a bag man.
Turk Malloy: Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are.
Virgil Malloy: I have feelings.
Turk Malloy: No, you don't.
Virgil Malloy: Look, yeah, I do I feel bad for the guy. He's a human being in a piece of luggage, but you got water, he's got air. What did you want them to do?
Turk Malloy: Oh my God, they should have gotten off the bus, get off the bus and pick up the bag with our friend in it.
Virgil Malloy: Get off the bus, they were trying to be inconspicuous. How many soccer teams do you know that are fielding 50 year-old men?
Danny Ocean: Rusty's not 50 years old.
Turk Malloy: Yeah dude, we know Rusty's not 50.
Danny Ocean: You think I'm 50 years old? Let me ask you something... [to Virgil] no, let me ask you something: how old do you think I am?
Virgil Malloy: 48?
Danny Ocean: You think I'm 48 years old?
Virgil Malloy: 52?
[Danny walks off]
Linus Caldwell: What did I say?
Danny Ocean: You called his niece a whore.
Linus Caldwell: What?!?
Rusty Ryan: A very cheap one.
Danny Ocean: She's seven.
Rusty Ryan: Currently confined to bed with a wicked case of...
Danny Ocean: No, don't tell him that.
Rusty Ryan: I'm sorry.
Turk Malloy: Hell in a hand-basket?
Linus Caldwell: No, we... can't train a cat that quickly. And...
Turk Malloy, Linus Caldwell, Basher Tarr: [together] Not enough people!
Virgil Malloy: Doesn't this guy believe in fresh air?
Rusty Ryan: He opens the second floor window every now and then.
Virgil Malloy: What does that mean?
Rusty Ryan: It means he opens the second floor window every now and then.
Danny Ocean: What are you doing?
Rusty Ryan: Sleeping. Why are you dressed?
Danny Ocean: It's 5:30, day of. Gotta go, let's go!
Rusty Ryan: It's 11:30. The night before.
Danny Ocean: Oh.. But..
Danny Ocean: [realizes he was given a prank wake-up call by Toulour]
Danny Ocean: Oh.
Rusty Ryan: Oh! Oh he's mean. He's just mean spirited. All right, how many espressos did you have?
Danny Ocean: Five.
Linus Caldwell: So we do a Lookie-Loo... it's actually a Lookie-Loo with a Bundle of Joy!
Basher Tarr: A Lookie-Loo... with Tess... and a Bundle of Joy?
Linus Caldwell: Yeah!
Basher Tarr: You've gone right out of your tree, my son.
[looking at Turk]
Basher Tarr: He's mad. It's madness.
Turk Malloy: Yeah, it's crazy. It's Italian television crazy, and, we're still one short.
Linus Caldwell: No no, but think about it. She can get near the egg, during daylight hours, with at least half the system down! Well that's a trifecta!
Basher Tarr: You might be right. Make the call.
Molly Star: I hope Danny And Rusty appreciate the fine job you did - in a tight jam? I'm really proud of you.
Linus Caldwell: Thanks.
Molly Star: We both are.
Linus Caldwell: [pauses and looks at Star]
Linus Caldwell: [revealing that Molly Star is actually Mrs. Caldwell, his mother] You told Dad? You told Dad?
Molly Star: I had to sweetheart, We were on vacation.
Linus Caldwell: [shaking his head, looks away from his mom]
Molly Star: [smiling] I'm sorry.
Linus Caldwell: Great. you guys are gonna be dining out on this one for months! Hey, you remember the time your mom had to go to Rome, Blah, Blah,blah? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah?
Reuben Tishkoff: If, God forbid, anything does happen to you, we will not be involved.
Terry Benedict: You better not be, Reuben. You better not be.

View Quote Eduardo: I'm a grandpa? Look at me, I'm a grandpa!

View Quote Roberto: Ah, game over! It's over! Humans! The lights! The lights!! It's over.
Male Spix's Macaw: He's been blabbering like this since we found him.
Roberto: We're all doomed! The loggers are coming and Blu is with them!
Eduardo: Traitor!
Roberto: No! No, Blu is trying to help us.
Jewel: What? By himself?!
Eduardo: Lets evacuate! We're leaving. Let's go. Everyone move out. Go, go, go!
Jewel: [on learning Blu is facing the loggers solo] Dad, no, not this time. I'm not going with you!
Eduardo: You have to go with me. I will not put my family in danger again.
Jewel: Blu is my family and I'm not leaving him behind!
Blu: [from off-screen] You don't have to!
Jewel: [touches her beak with his while hugging] Are you okay?
Blu: [looks to his father-in-law] Look, Eduardo, I may not be the birdy-lest bird in the flock… but for once, that's a good thing! You know the jungle, I know humans, and I know that together we can stop them. We can't let them take our home. Sure it's hot, loud and filled with creepy bugs, but it's ours. Let's fight for it! Who's with me?
Old Male Bird: I'm with you! [screams as he falls off the branch he was on and lands on the ground with a thud]
Blu: Anybody else?

View Quote Eduardo: [before swooping onto the loggers] Lead the way, Blu.
Blu: [overjoyed at his father-in-law saying his correct name] Ha! That's my name– Yes! You called me Blu– Yes– I am Blu! [Eduardo clears his throat at him] Oh– right– Birds of blue feathers–
All: [joined by the entire flock] HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER! [they all swoop in to attack the loggers and frighten them away]
[the loggers began to flee and screaming as one of them gets in the truck and just as he is safe, three more loggers are holding each other, whimpering in fear as one of the macaws sternly pecks on the truck's windows.]