Danny Ocean If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Hallowe'en would fall on the same date.
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Ocean's Twelve (2004): in 3 of its 14 quotes
A line from Danny Ocean [watching "Happy Days" dubbed in Italian]That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.
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Linus Caldwell Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that...
If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes.
Linus Caldwell Okay, can I ask you...
Yes.
Linus Caldwell Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks...
Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.
Linus Caldwell Wait, why not?
Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.
Linus Caldwell [walks off]
Oooooooooo.
I have a message for Robert Charles Ryan, soon to be the ex-owner of the Standard Hotel.
You got him.
The last we spoke, you hung up on me.
You used nasty words. I got sensitive ears
Topher Grace
Jesus Christ! Are you people ****?! It says "Do not disturb"!
It's me.
Tess Ocean
You're doing recon work on our anniversary?
Danny Ocean Tess...
Danny Ocean Do I look 50 to you?
Basher Tarr Yeah.
Danny Ocean Really?
Basher Tarr Well, I mean, you know, only from the neck up.
It's ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. Not to mention we don't have a grease man anymore, because he's in a bag somewhere. We don't know.
Virgil Malloy
We got a bag man.
Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are.
Virgil Malloy
I have feelings.
No, you don't.
Virgil Malloy
Look, yeah, I do I feel bad for the guy. He's a human being in a piece of luggage, but you got water, he's got air. What did you want them to do?
Oh my God, they should have gotten off the bus, get off the bus and pick up the bag with our friend in it.
Virgil Malloy
Get off the bus, they were trying to be inconspicuous. How many soccer teams do you know that are fielding 50 year-old men?
Danny Ocean Rusty's not 50 years old.
Yeah dude, we know Rusty's not 50.
Danny Ocean You think I'm 50 years old? Let me ask you something... [to Virgil] no, let me ask you something: how old do you think I am?
Virgil Malloy
48?
Danny Ocean You think I'm 48 years old?
Virgil Malloy
52?
Linus Caldwell [Danny walks off]
What did I say?
Danny Ocean You called his niece a whore.
Linus Caldwell What?!?
A very cheap one.
Danny Ocean She's seven.
Currently confined to bed with a wicked case of...
Danny Ocean No, don't tell him that.
I'm sorry.
Hell in a hand-basket?
Linus Caldwell No, we... can't train a cat that quickly. And...
Turk Malloy, Linus Caldwell, Basher Tarr: [together] Not enough people!
Virgil Malloy
Doesn't this guy believe in fresh air?
He opens the second floor window every now and then.
Virgil Malloy
What does that mean?
It means he opens the second floor window every now and then.
Danny Ocean What are you doing?
Sleeping. Why are you dressed?
Danny Ocean It's 5:30, day of. Gotta go, let's go!
It's 11:30. The night before.
Danny Ocean Oh.. But..
Danny Ocean [realizes he was given a prank wake-up call by Toulour]
Danny Ocean Oh.
Oh! Oh he's mean. He's just mean spirited. All right, how many espressos did you have?
Danny Ocean Five.
Linus Caldwell So we do a Lookie-Loo... it's actually a Lookie-Loo with a Bundle of Joy!
Basher Tarr A Lookie-Loo... with Tess... and a Bundle of Joy?
Linus Caldwell Yeah!
Basher Tarr You've gone right out of your tree, my son.
Basher Tarr [looking at Turk]
He's mad. It's madness.
Yeah, it's crazy. It's Italian television crazy, and, we're still one short.
Linus Caldwell No no, but think about it. She can get near the egg, during daylight hours, with at least half the system down! Well that's a trifecta!
Basher Tarr You might be right. Make the call.
Molly Star I hope Danny And Rusty appreciate the fine job you did - in a tight jam? I'm really proud of you.
Linus Caldwell Thanks.
Molly Star We both are.
Linus Caldwell [pauses and looks at Star]
Linus Caldwell [revealing that Molly Star is actually Mrs. Caldwell, his mother]
You told Dad? You told Dad?
Molly Star I had to sweetheart, We were on vacation.
Linus Caldwell [shaking his head, looks away from his mom]
Molly Star [smiling]
I'm sorry.
Linus Caldwell Great. you guys are gonna be dining out on this one for months! Hey, you remember the time your mom had to go to Rome, Blah, Blah,blah? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah?
If, God forbid, anything does happen to you, we will not be involved.
You better not be, Reuben. You better not be.
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