Rusty Ryan (to Danny Ocean)
10:45, we all get arrested.
Played by Brad Pitt 
Ocean's Twelve (2004) · 14 quotes
Ocean's Twelve (2004) · 14 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Ocean's Twelve (2004): in 4 of its 14 quotes
A line from Rusty Ryan [to Topher Grace]Geez, Topher, you don't have to go all Frankie Muniz on me.
More lines from Rusty Ryan
2 quotes Rusty Ryan Rusty Ryan A doctor specializing in skin diseases will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream.
Scenes with Rusty Ryan
1 scene
Linus Caldwell Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that...
Rusty Ryan If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes.
Linus Caldwell Okay, can I ask you...
Rusty Ryan Yes.
Linus Caldwell Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks...
Rusty Ryan Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.
Linus Caldwell Wait, why not?
Rusty Ryan Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.
Linus Caldwell [walks off]
Oooooooooo.
I have a message for Robert Charles Ryan, soon to be the ex-owner of the Standard Hotel.
Rusty Ryan You got him.
The last we spoke, you hung up on me.
Rusty Ryan You used nasty words. I got sensitive ears
Topher Grace
Jesus Christ! Are you people ****?! It says "Do not disturb"!
Rusty Ryan It's me.
Tess Ocean
You're doing recon work on our anniversary?
Tess...
Do I look 50 to you?
Basher Tarr Yeah.
Really?
Basher Tarr Well, I mean, you know, only from the neck up.
It's ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. Not to mention we don't have a grease man anymore, because he's in a bag somewhere. We don't know.
Virgil Malloy
We got a bag man.
Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are.
Virgil Malloy
I have feelings.
No, you don't.
Virgil Malloy
Look, yeah, I do I feel bad for the guy. He's a human being in a piece of luggage, but you got water, he's got air. What did you want them to do?
Oh my God, they should have gotten off the bus, get off the bus and pick up the bag with our friend in it.
Virgil Malloy
Get off the bus, they were trying to be inconspicuous. How many soccer teams do you know that are fielding 50 year-old men?
Rusty's not 50 years old.
Yeah dude, we know Rusty's not 50.
You think I'm 50 years old? Let me ask you something... [to Virgil] no, let me ask you something: how old do you think I am?
Virgil Malloy
48?
You think I'm 48 years old?
Virgil Malloy
52?
Linus Caldwell [Danny walks off]
What did I say?
You called his niece a whore.
Linus Caldwell What?!?
Rusty Ryan A very cheap one.
She's seven.
Rusty Ryan Currently confined to bed with a wicked case of...
No, don't tell him that.
Rusty Ryan I'm sorry.
Hell in a hand-basket?
Linus Caldwell No, we... can't train a cat that quickly. And...
Turk Malloy, Linus Caldwell, Basher Tarr: [together] Not enough people!
Virgil Malloy
Doesn't this guy believe in fresh air?
Rusty Ryan He opens the second floor window every now and then.
Virgil Malloy
What does that mean?
Rusty Ryan It means he opens the second floor window every now and then.
What are you doing?
Rusty Ryan Sleeping. Why are you dressed?
It's 5:30, day of. Gotta go, let's go!
Rusty Ryan It's 11:30. The night before.
Oh.. But..
[realizes he was given a prank wake-up call by Toulour]
Oh.
Rusty Ryan Oh! Oh he's mean. He's just mean spirited. All right, how many espressos did you have?
Five.
Linus Caldwell So we do a Lookie-Loo... it's actually a Lookie-Loo with a Bundle of Joy!
Basher Tarr A Lookie-Loo... with Tess... and a Bundle of Joy?
Linus Caldwell Yeah!
Basher Tarr You've gone right out of your tree, my son.
Basher Tarr [looking at Turk]
He's mad. It's madness.
Yeah, it's crazy. It's Italian television crazy, and, we're still one short.
Linus Caldwell No no, but think about it. She can get near the egg, during daylight hours, with at least half the system down! Well that's a trifecta!
Basher Tarr You might be right. Make the call.
Molly Star I hope Danny And Rusty appreciate the fine job you did - in a tight jam? I'm really proud of you.
Linus Caldwell Thanks.
Molly Star We both are.
Linus Caldwell [pauses and looks at Star]
Linus Caldwell [revealing that Molly Star is actually Mrs. Caldwell, his mother]
You told Dad? You told Dad?
Molly Star I had to sweetheart, We were on vacation.
Linus Caldwell [shaking his head, looks away from his mom]
Molly Star [smiling]
I'm sorry.
Linus Caldwell Great. you guys are gonna be dining out on this one for months! Hey, you remember the time your mom had to go to Rome, Blah, Blah,blah? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah?
If, God forbid, anything does happen to you, we will not be involved.
You better not be, Reuben. You better not be.
