Brad Pitt movie quotes

View Quote You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need Him. **** damnation, man, **** redemption! If we are God's unwanted children, so be it!

View Quote **** Martha Stewart! Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic; it's all going down, man. So **** off with your sofa units and your Strinne green stripe patterns. I say, never be complete. I say, stop being perfect. I say, let's evolve, and let the chips fall where they may.

View Quote The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes, like the first monkey shot into space. Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.

View Quote [to his men] Myrmidons! My brothers of the sword! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! Let no man forget how menacing we are! We are lions! Do you know what's there, waiting beyond those walls? Immortality! Take It! It's Yours!

View Quote [to Briseis] I'll tell you a secret. Something they don't teach you in your temple. The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful BECAUSE we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now, and we will never be here again.

View Quote At night, I see their faces. All the men I've killed. They're standing there on the far bank of the river Styx, waiting for me. They say "Welcome brother."

View Quote Did someone call for a doctor?

View Quote [teaching poker to young Hollywood actors] Shane, you've got three pairs. You can't have six cards! You can't have six cards in a five-card game!

View Quote Danny: Livingston, we're set.
Rusty: Livingston, we're set.
Livingston: Basher, we're set.
Basher: Hang on a minute chief.
Livingston: We don't have a minute, Yen's gonna suffocate.
Basher: Then you'd better leave off bothering me, don't you think?

View Quote [To John Doe] I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading Guns and Ammo, masturbating in your own feces. Do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how **** crazy I really am!"? Yeah, do you guys do that?

View Quote Come on, he's insane. Look, right now he's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter.

View Quote **** Dante ... goddamn poetry-writing ****! Piece of shit, ****er!

View Quote I had a good run, didn't I?

View Quote And then he says: "Frankly Scarlett, you're a ****." Type it.

View Quote Hola, Carmelita! [Turns to his fiancée Estelle] I have no idea who that was.

View Quote But the world was a tomb to me, a graveyard of broken statues, and each of those statues resembled her face.

View Quote Her blood coursed through my veins sweeter than life itself. And as it did, Lestat's words made sense to me. I knew peace only when I killed, and when I heard her heart in that terrible rhythm, I knew again what peace could be.

View Quote A little child she was, but also a fierce killer, now capable of the ruthless pursuit of blood with all a child's demanding.

View Quote Is that... are you watching Oprah? with wine? [sniffle] Is she really going to give them a new home?

View Quote [to Danny before he leaves] Next time, try keeping the weight off in between.

View Quote Could you make it any more complicated?

View Quote Pray to the gods. We may be meeting them soon.

View Quote [arguing with Marina] A ship is no place for a woman.

View Quote [While going to rescue Marina from the giant snow bird] Oh, she couldn't see that bird? Everyone else saw it. Big as a freakin' ship. Marina? Marina's looking the other way.

View Quote Should you choose to test my resolve in this matter, you will be facing a finality beyond your comprehension, and you will not be counting days, or months, or years, but milleniums in a place with no doors.

View Quote You got enough nice pictures?

View Quote Do you have any peanut butter?

View Quote I guess that's what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.

View Quote Web of lies!

View Quote Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is you die.

View Quote (For comedic effect, all of this character's lines are spoken with a thick Gypsy-Irish accent, slurred together, and spoken very quickly.) Ah bet ya cn' box a lit'l, can't ya sir? Aye, ya look lak a boxer.

View Quote Ah, save yeh breath for coolin' yeh porridge.

View Quote [roused from his drunken stupor] I need to have a shite.

View Quote Along the way you bump into people who make a dent on your life.

View Quote Sometimes we're on a collision course, and we just don't know it. Whether it's by accident or by design, there's not a thing we can do about it.

View Quote Some people were born to sit by a river. Some get struck by lightning. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people — dance.

View Quote I'm done with the reasons, Nathan. I'm done with you. I'm not ending up like you.

View Quote Tom Bishop: Happy?
Nathan Muir: Seventy-five casualties, an apartment block leveled, one dead terrorist? Yeah, happy.
Tom Bishop: We have some **** up barometer for success, don't we?

View Quote Tom Bishop: I thought spies drank martinis.
Nathan Muir: Scotch, never less than twelve years old.
Tom Bishop: Is that right? Agency rules?
Nathan Muir: My rules.

View Quote I need a lift in your el truck-o to the next town-o!

View Quote You're missing the grand design here! If I don't go, I'm dead! Yeah. And it's a little hard to carry on a relationship when I'm stuffed with straw and formaldehyde.

View Quote I don't know what it takes! I'm new in the **** you business.

View Quote Hey! You're Rick **** Dalton. Don't you forget it.

View Quote Don't cry in front of the Mexicans.

View Quote Bruce Lee: You're the one with the big mouth, and I would really enjoy closing it, especially in front of all my friends. But my hands are registered as lethal weapons. That means, we get into a fight, I accidentally kill you? I go to jail.
Cliff Booth: Anybody accidentally kills anybody in a fight, they go to jail. It's called manslaughter.

View Quote Maria Beetle: Are you nervous?
Ladybug: Yeah, I'm nervous.
Maria Beetle: You sound nervous.
Ladybug: Because I am, in fact, nervous.

View Quote Lemon: Who the **** are you?
Ladybug: Really? You don't remember me?
Lemon: You look like every white homeless man I've ever seen.

View Quote Wolf: [angrily] I am going to ruin your life the way you ruined mine!
Ladybug: Dude, I don't even know you!

View Quote [to Megamind] You know, little buddy. There's a yin for every yang. If there's bad, good will rise up against it. It's taken me a long time to find my calling. Now, it's about time you find yours.

View Quote [to Megamind] Way to go, little buddy. I knew you had it in you.

View Quote Although getting a whole museum is super-cool you want to know what the greatest honor you've given me is? Do you really want to know? Really? I'll tell you. The greatest honor you've given me is letting me serve you, the helpless people of Metro City.

View Quote Well, you don't gotta be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't wanna fight in a basement.

View Quote [after carving a swastika into Landa's forehead] You know somethin', Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.

View Quote Lt. Aldo Raine: Up the road apiece, there's an orchard. Now, besides you, we know there's another kraut patrol **** around there somewhere. Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a god-damn sniper's delight. If you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this here map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kind of artillery they're carrying with them.
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger.
Lt. Raine: Well, now Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. I need to know about Germans hiding in them trees, and you need to tell me, and you need to tell me right now. Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with.
Sgt. Rachtman: I respectfully refuse, sir.
Lt. Raine: [rapping sound] Hear that?
Sgt. Rachtman: Yes.
Lt. Raine: That's Sgt. Donny Donowitz. You might know him better by his nickname: the Bear Jew. Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta have heard of the Bear Jew.
Sgt. Rachtman: I've heard of the Bear Jew.
Lt. Raine: What did you hear?
Sgt. Rachtman: He beats German soldiers with a club.
Lt. Raine: He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does. Now, Werner, I'm gonna ask you one last god-damn time. If you still respectfully refuse, I'm calling the Bear Jew over. He's gonna take that big bat of his, and he's gonna beat your ass to death with it. Now, take your wiener schnitzel lickin' finger and point out on this map what I want to know.
Sgt. Rachtman: **** you, and your Jew dogs! [The Basterds all laugh.]
Lt. Raine: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to here you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to going to the movies. Donny!
Sgt. Donny Donowitz: [from offscreen] Yeah?
Lt. Raine: We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him!

View Quote Three laps! Three laps is a lifetime!

View Quote It's rare, but sometimes, there's this moment in the car where everything goes quiet, my heartbeat slows, it's peaceful, and I can see everything, and no one, no one can touch me. And I am chasing that moment every time I get in the car. I don't know when I'll find it again, but, man, I want to. I want to. 'Cause in that moment, I'm flying.

View Quote I'm told you're looking for a driver.

View Quote You know, sweetheart, you look good in flesh. It's almost a shame I gotta take you back. You are going back, you know?

View Quote Let me tell you something about over there. It hurts over there. It's lonely over there. It's a war over there. They got 8 million ways for you to die on and they're all permanent. This is real for me, this with you. If I want to stay with you, I gotta go back.

View Quote You do nothing, man. This place exists with or without you. You believe me, right? I'm not one of your creations.

View Quote If we're right, people lose homes. People lose jobs, people lose retirement savings, people lose pensions. You know what I hate about **** banking? It reduces people to numbers. Here's a number - every 1% unemployment goes up, 40,000 people die, did you know that?

View Quote Do you realize what you just did? You just bet against the American economy.

View Quote Just...don't **** dance.

View Quote You're a stupid man, Mr. Burke. You only see me standing between you and your money. You're forgetting about the thousand men standing behind me. That's a mistake.

View Quote All the same, Mr. Fitzsimmoms, if you're not confused, you don't know what's goin' on.

View Quote Don't look for a happy ending. It's not an American story. It's an Irish one.

View Quote Adele Corners: Will you tell me more about California?
Early Grayce: Yeah, I guess so. Let's see. One thing, people think faster out there on the account of all that warm weather. Cold weather makes people stupid. That's a fact.
Adele Corners: I guess that explains why there's so many stupid people around here.
Early Grayce: It sure does. You know what else? You never have to buy no fruit on account it's all on the trees everywhere you turn. And they ain't got no speed limits. I hear your first month's rent is free, state law. So I'm thinking till we get settled we'll just move around from month to month. How will that be with you, momma?
Adele Corners: What are we going to do out there, Early?
Early Grayce: By God the first thing we're going to do is get us a couple of six-packs of Lucky Lager and we're going to climb up to that famous Hollywood sign. We're going to howl at the moon, goddamn it. [howls] Yeah, just like that.
Adele Corners: I heard once that there ain't nothing on that old moon except some little golf balls the astronauts left behind.
Early Grayce: Nah, that ain't right. That's bullshit. The government be sending people there all the time. Just don't want us to know about it.

View Quote Early Grayce: You haven't even said thank you.
Adele Corners: Thank you.
Early Grayce: Thank you for what, Adele?
Adele Corners: I don't know, Early.
Early Grayce: Well, Adele, it's for saving your **** life back there! Goddamn! You were this close, momma, from spending the night in the county morgue.
Carrie Laughlin: He wasn't going to shoot her, you murdering son of a bitch!
Brian Kessler: Stop it, Carrie.
Carrie Laughlin: What are you **** insane?
Brian Kessler: Shut up!
Carrie Laughlin: God, why are you so **** blind, Brian? He's a murderer for crying out loud.
Brian Kessler: Just shut up!
Early Grayce: Goddamn bunch of loons.

View Quote Early Grayce: [after shooting two cops] Got them both on the dead run.
Adele Corners: No! No, no, no Early!
Early Grayce: Come on, momma. [Walks over to Brian who is standing over the wounded cop] Tell me that don't hurt. Here. [Hands Brian a gun while pointing another one at his head]
Brian Kessler: What?
Early Grayce: Gotta put that crippled dog out of his misery. You wanna know about it, you gotta do it, son. Shoot him. Come on, lay it on in there. Come on, mean boy. Come on, mean boy. Do it! Shoot him! Shoot the dog! Time to live, boy. Shoot him. Come on. Go! Go, mean boy.
[Brian drops the gun]
Early Grayce: You ****.
Brian Kessler: Look at his face! It's not your father. Look at him!
Early Grayce: I know that, you idiot. That's police in a world of hurting. This here's a mercy killing.
[He kills the cop]
Carrie Laughlin: Oh God!
Early Grayce: Let's hit the road.

View Quote So this is the end. I better make my will. I, Will Williams, do hereby leave everything to my imagination. Oh no! I have an imagination, the second sign of madness.

View Quote That's one small step for a krill, one giant leap for spineless invertebrates.

View Quote Bill: AAAAAAAHH!!! Will, Will, Will, what is this?!
Will: It's the wave of change! The world is changing, Bill! We've got to get on the ride!

View Quote Movement is life.

View Quote [ending lines] This isn’t the end. Not even close. We’ve lost entire cities. We still don’t know how it started. We bought ourselves some time. But it’s given us a chance. Others have found a way to push back. If you can fight, fight. Help each other. Be prepared for anything. Our war has just begun.

View Quote Gerry Lane: You're with CIA?
Ex-CIA Agent: But they're not with me.

View Quote [to Topher Grace] Geez, Topher, you don't have to go all Frankie Muniz on me.

View Quote (to Danny Ocean) 10:45, we all get arrested.

View Quote A doctor specializing in skin diseases will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream.

View Quote Jesse James: You ever count the stars? I can't ever get the same number, they keep changin' on me.
Ed Miller: I don't even know what a star is, exactly...
Jesse James: Well, your body knows, it's your mind that forgot.

View Quote Jesse James: [Jesse has given Bob a gun as a gift] You know what John Newman Edwards once wrote about me? He said I didn't trust two men in ten thousand and was even cautious around them. The government's sort of run me ragged. I'm going the long way around the barn to say I've been feeling cornered and just plain ornery of late and I'd be pleased if you'd accept the gun as my way of apologizing.
Robert Ford: Heaven knows I'd be ornerier if I were in your position.
Jesse James: No. I haven't been acting correctly. I can't hardly recognize myself sometimes when I'm greased. I go on journeys out of my body and look at my red hands and my mean face and I wonder about that man who's gone so wrong. I've been becoming a problem to myself.

View Quote Jesse James: [Bob walks in on Jesse in the bath] Go away.
Robert Ford: Used to be nobody could sneak up on Jesse James.
Jesse James: Now you think otherwise?
Robert Ford: I ain't never seen you without your guns, neither.
[Jesse removes a towel, revealing his gun]
Jesse James: [pause] Can't figure it out: do you want to be like me or do you want to BE me?
Robert Ford: [defeated] I'm just making fun is all.

View Quote Hey! Thank your wife for me. [starts gyrating his hips and simulating having sex, causing Daryl to get livid]

View Quote J.D.: [referring to Daryl] Who's that?
Slocum: That's Mrs. Dickinson's husband.
J.D.: Well, shit twice and fall back in.

View Quote Thelma: You're a real live outlaw, aren't ya?
J.D.: Well I may be an outlaw, darlin', but you're the one stealing my heart.

View Quote Chad: Throw it out?!
Linda: You can't do that! You should put a note up in the ladies' locker room.
Chad: Put a note up? "Highly classified shit found, Signals Intelligence shit, CIA shit? Hello? Did you lose your secret CIA shit?" I don't think so.

View Quote Linda: Where's the money?
Chad: He hit me.
Linda: Where's the money?!
Chad: [Pause] He didn't give it to me.

View Quote Osbourne: [sleepily] Hello?
Chad: Uhhh... Osbourne?... Osbourne Cox?
Osbourne: Yes?... Uh... Who is this?
Chad: Ummm... This ummm... Is this Osbourne Cox?
Osbourne: [still sleepy] Who is this?.. What time is it?.. Who is?
Chad: Um... I'm a Good Samaritan... I'm sorry I'm calling at such an hour... But I thought you might be worried...
Osbourne: Worried?
Chad: About the security...... Of your shit.