A character in Spy Game (2001)

Tom Bishop quotes from Spy Game (2001)

Brad Pitt
A line from Tom Bishop

I'm done with the reasons, Nathan. I'm done with you. I'm not ending up like you.

Scenes with Tom Bishop

14 scenes
Tom Bishop

Happy?

Nathan Muir

Seventy-five casualties, an apartment block leveled, one dead terrorist? Yeah, happy.

Tom Bishop

We have some **** up barometer for success, don't we?

Tom Bishop
[walking in on Nathan Muir shaving]

My God, you're hideous. Why do you even bother?

Nathan Muir

I missed you, too.

Tom Bishop

You want flowers at 6am?

Nathan Muir

Flowers would be nice, but I'll settle for breakfast.

Tom Bishop

I got a good spot--I taught a guy to make migas.

Nathan Muir

A Mexican restaurant in Beirut? I'm impressed.

Tom Bishop

All right, so what else? What else do I need to know?

Nathan Muir

Put away some money so you can die someplace warm and don't ever touch it. Not for anyone, ever.

Tom Bishop

Okay, is that it?

Nathan Muir

Don't ever risk your life or career for an asset. If it comes down to you or them... send flowers.

Nathan Muir

See that building across the way?

Tom Bishop

Yeah.

Nathan Muir

Do you know anyone there?

Tom Bishop

No.

Nathan Muir

In five minutes I want to see you on the balcony.

Tom Bishop

What do...

Nathan Muir

Five minutes.

Tom Bishop

Can't we discuss it over coffee?

Nathan Muir

You just lost ten seconds.

Nathan Muir

I take it you didn't get to be a marksman putting food on your mama's table.

Tom Bishop

No, sir. We have a Safeway back home.

Nathan Muir

Where'd you learn to shoot?

Tom Bishop

Boy scouts, sir.

Nathan Muir

What, are you kidding me?

Tom Bishop

No, sir.

Nathan Muir

Hell of an ad for the Boy Scouts.

Tom Bishop

She's just someone I used to get to the camp.

Nathan Muir

She gonna be of any more use to us?

Tom Bishop

Not to us.

Dr. Ahmed

Is it hard? To take life?

Tom Bishop
[long pause]

Yes.

Nathan Muir
[Muir indicates a fat man sitting at a table reading a menu]

The man reading the menu. Threat?

Tom Bishop

Only to the hostess.

Tom Bishop

So, when do I get my first assignment?

Nathan Muir

When I decide you're ready.

Nathan Muir

You just gave her four pieces of personal information for one dubious impersonal fact. 1) You're straight, 2)You're engaged, 3)Tomorrow's your girls birthday, and 4)You have terrible taste in women's clothing.

Tom Bishop

Just trying to find out where she got that dress.

Nathan Muir

What if she were an asset? You told her four lies that now have to be true.

Tom Bishop

I thought spies drank martinis.

Nathan Muir

Scotch, never less than twelve years old.

Tom Bishop

Is that right? Agency rules?

Nathan Muir

My rules.

Tom Bishop

Don't tell me that. Don't **** tell me that. You didn't look in his eyes. Don't tell me that!

Nathan Muir

He was your asset, somebody you use for information.

Tom Bishop

Ah, Jesus Christ, you just... You don't just trade these people like they're baseball cards! It's not a **** game!

Nathan Muir

Oh, yes it is. It's exactly what it is. And it's no kid's game either. This is a whole other game. And it's serious and it's dangerous. And it's not one you want to lose.

Tom Bishop

Nathan, we killed this man. We used him and we killed him. Okay then, you got to help me understand this one. You got... Nathan, what are we doing here? And don't give me some bullshit about the greater good.

Nathan Muir

That's exactly what it's about. Because what we do is unfortunately very, very necessary. And if you're not willing to sacrifice scum like Schmidt for those that want nothing more than their freedom, then you better take a long hard look at your chosen profession, my friend. Because it doesn't get any easier. You wanna walk? You wanna walk, walk.

Tom Bishop

**** your rules, Nathan.

Nathan Muir

Okay, but tonight they saved your life.

Tom Bishop

Happy Birthday, Nathan. Did you know Langley has seven different birth dates for you?

Nathan Muir

And they're all wrong.

Tom Bishop

I know, believe me, it wasn't easy. KGB, Mossad, also wrong. Fortunately I was well trained.

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