Sinbad Look, this is the way it works. First, I actually commit a crime, then you get to blame me for it!
More lines from Sinbad
12 quotes Sinbad Sinbad How can one woman do so much damage? (ship cracks) Uh...
Sinbad [While going to rescue Marina from the giant snow bird]
Oh, she couldn't see that bird? Everyone else saw it. Big as a freakin' ship. Marina? Marina's looking the other way.
Sinbad See, in the hands of an expert, a good knife has 1,001 uses.
Sinbad [to Marina]
Yes, we've done this sort of thing before, no, there is no other way, and yes, you have my permission to stand there quietly while I give you a free lesson in sailing.
Sinbad [while it is cold and Kale is bare-chested]
Woah! Get a shirt on before you poke someone's eye out!
Sinbad [About a sailor on Proteus' ship who was spat up by the sea monster and kept fighting]
Give that guy a raise!
Sinbad [arguing with Marina]
A ship is no place for a woman.
Sinbad Uh... yeah?
Sinbad Let's get rich!
Sinbad You, my... my ship!
Sinbad Now, stand by for sushi.
Scenes with Sinbad
12 scenes
Proteus
It's my responsibility to bring the Book of Peace safely to Syracuse.
Sinbad Why, now I just feel bad, 'cause you're gonna get fired.
Sinbad And you are?
Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls.
Sinbad You know, they don't do you justice.
Kale
What happened down here?
Sinbad You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Kale
Try me.
Sinbad Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of chaos? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.
[Kale laughs at Sinbad.]
Proteus (US)
Do you realize how serious this is?
Proteus (UK)
Do you have any idea how serious this is?
Sinbad Do you realize how many times I've heard that today?
Proteus
You've betrayed Syracuse!
Sinbad Oh! Not you, too.
Proteus
Stealing the Book of Peace, when you knew how much it meant to us!
And making Marina cheat on Proteus!
Proteus
[into a megaphone that Marinus gave to him, shocked]
What? Sinbad stole the Book of Peace and now you tell me that Marina cheated on me?
Proteus
[Marina walks to Sinbad's jail cell, hears what Proteus just said and stops as everybody stares in shock in the jail cell's direction] [into megaphone, while Marinus glares outside the jail cell]
Oops.
[The crowd promptly panics]
Kale
Fiji?
Sinbad Think of the beaches!
Kale
Oh, beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.
Sinbad Think of the sun!
Kale
It's monsoon season!
Sinbad Oh, and the women!
Kale
They're cannibals, Sinbad.
Sinbad Exactly!
Knife, please.
Sinbad Okay, right, like I'd give you a weapon.
Sinbad [Everyone is seasick from being towed in the wake of a giant fish.]
Whose idea was that again?
I don't know, but he owes me lunch.
So, how do we get down?
Sinbad I don't know. [She stares at him.] I don't know yet.
You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don't know how to get down?
Sinbad Of all the ungrateful--! Look, if you'd rather take your chances on your own, that can be arranged!
Sinbad This has to be a little embarrassing for you, Eris.
Don't push your luck. You're cute. But not that cute.
You're rescuing me.
Sinbad Yes, if that's what you want to call it. But this is going to cost you another diamond. Rescues are not part of the usual tourist package.
Sinbad Who's bad? Sin-bad!
Agh, men!
Sinbad [very last lines; Sinbad and Marina argue]
If Eris is in love with you and she has a crush on me, that would be very weird.
I know.
Sinbad And If there's anything else I need to tell you, I broke your iPod.
Sinbad [Hearing him, Sinbad hides from Marinus until Marinus calms down. He takes a deep breath and walks up to Marinus]
I'm sorry I broke your iPod, but I've got a plan. I'll be with Marina, while you take care of Eris.
What a great idea, Sinbad. [walks over to Eris when he stops and looks at the viewer] By the way, this is an adult animated movie, so...do carry on.
