Fiji?
Think of the beaches!
Oh, beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.
Think of the sun!
It's monsoon season!
Oh, and the women!
They're cannibals, Sinbad.
Exactly!
What happened down here?
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Try me.
Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of chaos? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.
[Kale laughs at Sinbad.]
Knife, please.
Okay, right, like I'd give you a weapon.
So, how do we get down?
I don't know. [She stares at him.] I don't know yet.
You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don't know how to get down?
Of all the ungrateful--! Look, if you'd rather take your chances on your own, that can be arranged!
You're rescuing me.
Yes, if that's what you want to call it. But this is going to cost you another diamond. Rescues are not part of the usual tourist package.
Do you realize how serious this is?
Do you have any idea how serious this is?
Do you realize how many times I've heard that today?
You've betrayed Syracuse!
Oh! Not you, too.
Stealing the Book of Peace, when you knew how much it meant to us!
And making Marina cheat on Proteus!
What? Sinbad stole the Book of Peace and now you tell me that Marina cheated on me?
Oops.
[The crowd promptly panics]
It's my responsibility to bring the Book of Peace safely to Syracuse.
Why, now I just feel bad, 'cause you're gonna get fired.
It just ends, Captain! It's the edge of the world!
Pay up, it's flat. [Li hands him some gold]
And you are?
Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls.
You know, they don't do you justice.
This has to be a little embarrassing for you, Eris.
Don't push your luck. You're cute. But not that cute.
Who's bad? Sin-bad!
Agh, men!
No Spike... Don't...
Hey, where'd he get the carrots?
Whose idea was that again?
I don't know, but he owes me lunch.
Pickles and prune juice! Both of you have had sex? [the camera focuses on Marinus, who smiles] Try me.
[the screen fades dark to just Marinus, then fades completely dark]
If Eris is in love with you and she has a crush on me, that would be very weird.
I know.
And If there's anything else I need to tell you, I broke your iPod.
I'm sorry I broke your iPod, but I've got a plan. I'll be with Marina, while you take care of Eris.
What a great idea, Sinbad. [walks over to Eris when he stops and looks at the viewer] By the way, this is an adult animated movie, so...do carry on.
