ALL A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #


View Quote Man in crowd: I love you, Metro Man!
Metroman: And I love you, random citizen!
View Quote Megamind: Metrocity, Minion. It's all mine. If my parents could see me now…
Minion: Sir, I'm sure they're smiling down from evil heaven.
View Quote Megamind: Over here, old friend. In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap.
Metro Man: You can't trap justice. It's an idea, a belief!
Megamind: Well, even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!
Metro Man: Justice is a noncorrosive metal!
Megamind: But metals can be melted by the heat of revange!
Metro Man: It's "revenge", and it's best served cold!
Megamind: But it could be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!
Metro Man: Well, I think your warranty is about to expire!
Megamind: Maybe I've got an extended warranty!
Metro Man: Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its intended purpose!
Roxie: [groans] Girls, girls! You're both pretty! Can I go home now?
View Quote Metro Man: Should have known you'd try to crash the party.

Megamind: [on a video screen; threatening Metro Man] Oh, I intend to do more than crash it. This is a day you and Metrocity shall not soon forget.
Metro Man: It's pronounced METRO CITY!
Megamind: Oh, potato-tomato, potato-tomato...
Metro Man: We all know how this ends: with YOU behind bars!
Megamind: [sarcastically] Oh, I'm shaking in my custom, baby seal leather boots! [serious again] You will leave Metrocity, or this will be the last you ever hear of... ROXANNE RITCHI! [presses a button to show a captive Roxanne on a separate screen] Huh?
Metro Man: [whispers dramatically] Roxanne...! Don't panic, Roxie! I'm on my way.
Roxie: Yeah, I'm not panicking.
Megamind: [smirking] In order to stop me, you need to find me first, Metro Man!
Roxie: We're at the abandoned observatory!
Metro Man: Ah-ha!
Megamind: [lunges for the control and turns off the camera on Roxanne] No, we're not! Don't listen to her! She's crazy!
View Quote Roxie: What secrets? You're so predictable!
Megamind: Predictable, predictable?! Oh, you call this predictable!? [pulls a lever that opens up an alligator pool beneath Roxanne]
Roxie: Your alligators, yes. Mm-hmm. I was thinking about it on the way over...
Megamind: [pulls another lever that reveals a hidden gun] What's this? Boom! In your face!
Roxie: Cliché!
Megamind: No! Look! Watch! [brings down a gauntlet of blades]
Roxie: Juvenile!
Megamind: Shock and awe! [brings up a chainsaw]
Roxie: Tricky!
Megamind: OH, IT'S SO SCARY! [unleashes a cycle of spiked boots]
Roxie: Seen it!
Megamind: [frantic] WHAT'S THIS ONE DO?! [unleashes a flamethrower]
Roxie: Garish! [Megamind breaks down] Okay, the spider's new.
Megamind: Spider? [sees a spider hanging in front of Roxanne; Minion just shrugs] Uh... Yes! The... the sp-ider. Even the smallest bite from "Arachnus deathicus" will instantly paralyze– [Roxanne blows the spider into his eye.] AAHH!! [Minion punches him] GET IT OFF! OWW!! IT BIT ME!
Roxie: Give it up, Megamind. Your plans never work!
Megamind: [frustrated] Ugh! Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, shall we?!
View Quote Mayor: We're saved! We're saved! What's your name, new hero?
Tighten: It's Tighten.
Mayor: Thank you, thank you. Tighten has freed us!
Tighten: Say goodbye, Mayor. [flicks the Mayor in the head, sending him flying back; everyone gasps]
View Quote Megamind [disguised as Jor-El]: Rise, my glorious creation. Rise, and come to papa.
Hal: W-what's going on...?
Megamind: Easy, my child.
Hal: Who are you?
Megamind: I sent you to this planet to teach you about justice, honor and nobility. I am your father.
Hal: So, you're, like… my Space Dad?
Megamind: Yeah. I'm, like, your Space Dad.
Hal: [to Minion, who's dressed in lady clothes] And you are... what?
Minion: I'm your Space Step-Mom. I… I've had some work done recently.
Hal: Is this some kind of dream?
Megamind: This is a dream come true. You've been blessed with unfathomable powers.
Hal: What kind of power?
Megamind: Unfathomable. It's, uh... w-without fathom.
Hal: Whoa.
View Quote Megamind: [gives present as Hal's "space dad"] Hal, I think you're ready for this.
Hal: [pulls out small costume] Do I have a son?
Megamind: No. You make me laugh. It stretches. It's for you.
Hal: Hey, what's the "T" stand for?
Megamind: Titan.
Hal: "Tighten"? What's that supposed to mean?
Megamind: It was the only name I could trademark.
Hal: Oh.
Megamind: Do you have someone special in your life, Hal?
Hal: No, not yet. But there's this really, really good-looking one I've got my eye on currently.
Megamind: That's very good. Romance is very inspiring.
Hal: That's what I hear.
Megamind: All you have to do is save her and she'll be yours.
Minion: Who wants churros?
Megamind: I do!
Hal: I do, yeah.
Megamind: Churros all the way around.
Hal: Thanks, Space Step-Mom.
Megamind: On the count of 3, unsheathe your churro. 1, 2, 3!
All 3: To Titan!
Megamind: Tomorrow, you will fight Megamind and the city will know your name!
View Quote Megamind: Warden! Warden! Listen to me! You have to Iet me go! Tighten has to be stopped!
Warden: Sorry, Megamind. You still have 88 Iife sentences to go. Plenty of time to reflect on what you've done.
Megamind: You want me to say it? I'll say it! Here it is, from the blackest part of my heart: I AM SORRY!
Warden: Not buying it.
Megamind: [sighs] I don't blame you. I've terrorized the city countless times. Created a hero who's turned out to be a villain. I lied to Roxanne, and...my best friend Minion, I treated Iike dirt. Please don't make this city... don't make Roxanne pay for my wrongdoings.
Minion: [removing the Warder disguise] Apology accepted.
View Quote Megamind: Were you even planning to show up? [turns and notices all the items Titan has stolen] What's this? Where did you get all this stuff?
Titan: [whispers] It doesn't belong to me.
Megamind: You stole it!?
Titan: Pretty cool, right?
Megamind: No, no, no, no! You're a hero!
Titan: Being a hero is for losers. It's work, work, work, 24/7, and for what? I only took the gig to get the girl and it turns out Roxanne doesn't want anything to with me.
Megamind: Roxanne Ritchi?
Titan: Yeah, Roxanne Ritchi. I saw her having dinner and making googly eyes at some intellectual dweeb.
Megamind: Oh…
Titan: Who needs all that noise? That's why I think we... should team up.
Megamind: You... Wait, what?
Titan: With my power and your... big-headedness, we could rule the city!
Megamind: You want to team up?!
Titan: Yeah, I even drew up new costume designs. See?
Megamind: Costume designs?
Titan: You'd be the brains, so you get a little brain wearing glasses on your costume or something, and since I'm the cool one, I'd have, like, 2 tanks sword fighting–
[Megamind backs off in absolute disbelief]
Megamind: I can't believe you. All your gifts, all your powers, and you... you squander them for your own personal gain!
Titan: Yes!
Megamind: No! I'm the villain, you're the good guy! I do something bad and you come and get me! That's why I created you!
Titan: Yeah, right. You're nuts! Space Dad told me–
Megamind: Look, I'm your Space Dad! [transforms into Hal's Space Dad in front of him] You should be more like Metro Man.
Titan: Ah! You tricked me?
Megamind: Oh, don't like that, huh? Well there's more! [transforms into Bernard as he slowly backs up into his giant robot battle suit] I'm also the "intellectual dweeb" dating Roxanne.
Titan: No.
Megamind: ...And we were smooching up a storm! [makes kissing noises as he closes his giant robot battle suit]
Titan: [enraged] When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna–
Megamind: Yes, yes. I know. "...Bring me to justice." Oh, God, how I miss this. [Titan attacks him] And the hero strikes the first blow, but evil returns with a backhand!
View Quote Megamind: What on earth is that?
Minion: It seems to be emanating from there, sir. [points to Megamind's pants]
Megamind: [pulls out the cell phone from his back pocket and answers it] Ollo...
Minion: It's "hello".
Megamind: Oh. [speaking into the cell phone] Hello? [whispers to Minion] Like that? [Minion gives him a thumbs up]
Roxanne: Bernard, it's Roxanne.
Megamind: [whispering to Minion] It's Roxanne!
Roxanne: I just want to thank you for inspiring me the other day.
Megamind: Oh! You inspired me too.
Roxanne: Great. It's time we stood up to Megamind and show him he can't push us around.
Megamind: Oh! Oh, really? [whispers to Minion] She's so cute!
Roxanne: I'm already hot on his trail.
Megamind: Uh-huh, and what gives you that idea?
Minion: Uh, sir...?
Roxanne: I just found his secret hideout! [appears on the security TV screens]
Megamind: [shouting] How did she find my hideout?! [back onto the cell phone] Uh… how did you find his hideout?
Roxanne: This is the only building in Metro City with a fake observatory on the roof.
[Pause]
Megamind: Okay. [to Minion] There's no way she'll find the secret entrance.
Roxanne: [gasps excitedly] There's a doormat here that says "Secret Entrance"!
Megamind: [turns around angrily] Minion!
Minion: [nervous] I kept forgetting where it was…
Megamind: She’ll discover all our secrets! [shoves him in a cabinet] You dimwitted creation of SCIENCE!
Roxanne: What?
Megamind: What? Oh, no. Not you, Roxanne. No, I was just yelling at my mother's... urn. Don't do anything, I'll be right there.
View Quote Minion: "Create a hero"? W-wait, what? Why would you do that?
Megamind: So I have someone to fight! Minion, I'm a villain without a hero. A yin with no yang, a bullfighter with no bull to fight! In other words, I have no purpose. Go on, ask me how I'm going to do it. Go on, ask!
Minion: [sighs] How are you gonna do it?
Megamind: [laughs and throws the donuts in the air] I'm going to give somehow, I don't know yet, Metro Man's powers.
View Quote Minion: Well you seem in a very good mood tonight, sir.
Megamind: Ha? How long is this going to take, Minion?
Minion: Just a few alterations, sir, and I will be done with your most terrifying cape yet! I’m calling it the Black Mambaaaaa…!
Megamind: Black Mamba. Perfect! Ooh, gosh, I am running late. I have to go.
Minion: What? Where are you going, sir? We have our debut battle with Titan tomorrow morning. We haven't even tested your big battle suit yet!
Megamind: You attend to the details, Minion. I have to... run a quick errand.
Minion: [suspicious] You don't run errands. What's going on here?
Megamind: What?
Minion: Oh, wait a minute! [sniffs Megamind suspiciously] Are you wearing "Jean Paul Gaultier's Pour Homme"?
Megamind: It's just my natural musk. Now, where the car keys? Ah!
Minion: [grabs them] Ah ah-ah-ah! This is about Ms. Ritchi, isn't it? You're going on a date with her!
Megamind: What? [laughs] No, my main man! Get out of town!
Minion: Oh, this is bad… this is bad! You've fallen in love with her!
Megamind: You are forgetting your place, Minion. Now give me the keys! [groans]
Minion: [stretches the arm in which his hand is holding the car key, scoffs] What happens when Roxanne finds out who you really are?
Megamind: She'll never find out! That's the point of "lying". [pushes a button on Minion’s robotic body which makes his stretched arm fall, grabs the keys] Honestly, if I didn't know any better, I'd think this was your first day of being evil.
Minion: No! [turns the car invisible] This has gone far enough! [drops the keys in his fishbowl head]
Megamind: Oh, that was really grown up!
Minion: Sir, sir, please. It's for your own good.
Megamind: Oh, what do you know?!
Minion: I may not know much, but I do know this - the bad guy doesn't get the girl!
Megamind: Well, maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore!
[Minion screams in absolute shock at what Megamind has just said]
Megamind: [looks around sheepishly] You heard me?!
Minion: [whispers in disgust] Who are you...?
Megamind: Now, give me the keys!
Minion: No! [turns the car visible] My sole purpose in life is to look after you!
Megamind: Well, I don't need you to look after me!
Minion: [visibly hurt] What are you...? What are you saying, you don't... need me?
Megamind: Let me make it clear. Code - I don't need you!
Minion: You know what, you know what?! [ejects the keys out his fishbowl head; they land on the car and Megamind picks them up] Code - I'll just pack my thing and go! [puts fish food in a lunchbox]
Megamind: Code - fine!
Minion: Code - fine back! [gets on his scooter and begins to leave] Well, good luck on your date!
Megamind: I will!
Minion: That doesn't even make any sense!
Megamind: I know!
View Quote Roxanne Ritchi: Happy Metro Man Day, Metro City. It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown, where we're here to honor a beautiful man - Metro Man. His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean. For years, he's been watching us with his super-vision, saving us with his super-strength and caring for us with his super-heart. Now it's our turn to give something back. This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting live from the dedication of the Metro Man Museum. [gestures to Hal to stop filming]
Hal: Wow. Okay, the stuff they make you read on-air, that's un-freaking-believable. It's crazy.
Roxanne "Roxie" Ritchi: I wrote that piece myself, Hal.
Hal: What I was trying to say was… I can't believe that in our modern society, they let, like, actual art get onto the news.
Ritchi: Nice save, Hal.
Hal: What are we? Like, let's just get a coffee or something.
Roxanne "Roxie" Ritchi: Come on, it's time to get in the Metro Man Day spirit.
Hal: Well, if I were Metro Man, Megamind wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time. That's the first thing.
Roxanne: That’s sweet, Hal.
Hal: And I'd be watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby…
Roxie Ritchi: Mmm.
Hal: Okay, that sounded a little weird.
Roxie: A little bit. Yeah.
View Quote Roxie: [throws a trophy at Metro Man who becomes "Music Man"] How could you do this?! [throws a microphone] The people of this city relied on you... [throws an amplifier at him] ...and you deserted them! [smashes guitar over his head] You left us in the hands of him! [to Megamind] No offense.
Megamind: [hastily] No, I'm with you. [to Metro Man] Look, we need your help.
Metro Man: I'm sorry, I really am. Um, I'm... I'm done. You know, little buddy, there's a yin for every yang. If there's bad, good will rise up against it. It's taken me a long time to find my calling. Now, it's about time... you find yours.