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Minion: Well you seem in a very good mood tonight, sir.
Megamind: Ha? How long is this going to take, Minion?
Minion: Just a few alterations, sir, and I will be done with your most terrifying cape yet! I’m calling it the Black Mambaaaaa…!
Megamind: Black Mamba. Perfect! Ooh, gosh, I am running late. I have to go.
Minion: What? Where are you going, sir? We have our debut battle with Titan tomorrow morning. We haven't even tested your big battle suit yet!
Megamind: You attend to the details, Minion. I have to... run a quick errand.
Minion: [suspicious] You don't run errands. What's going on here?
Megamind: What?
Minion: Oh, wait a minute! [sniffs Megamind suspiciously] Are you wearing "Jean Paul Gaultier's Pour Homme"?
Megamind: It's just my natural musk. Now, where the car keys? Ah!
Minion: [grabs them] Ah ah-ah-ah! This is about Ms. Ritchi, isn't it? You're going on a date with her!
Megamind: What? [laughs] No, my main man! Get out of town!
Minion: Oh, this is bad… this is bad! You've fallen in love with her!
Megamind: You are forgetting your place, Minion. Now give me the keys! [groans]
Minion: [stretches the arm in which his hand is holding the car key, scoffs] What happens when Roxanne finds out who you really are?
Megamind: She'll never find out! That's the point of "lying". [pushes a button on Minion’s robotic body which makes his stretched arm fall, grabs the keys] Honestly, if I didn't know any better, I'd think this was your first day of being evil.
Minion: No! [turns the car invisible] This has gone far enough! [drops the keys in his fishbowl head]
Megamind: Oh, that was really grown up!
Minion: Sir, sir, please. It's for your own good.
Megamind: Oh, what do you know?!
Minion: I may not know much, but I do know this - the bad guy doesn't get the girl!
Megamind: Well, maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore!
[Minion screams in absolute shock at what Megamind has just said]
Megamind: [looks around sheepishly] You heard me?!
Minion: [whispers in disgust] Who are you...?
Megamind: Now, give me the keys!
Minion: No! [turns the car visible] My sole purpose in life is to look after you!
Megamind: Well, I don't need you to look after me!
Minion: [visibly hurt] What are you...? What are you saying, you don't... need me?
Megamind: Let me make it clear. Code - I don't need you!
Minion: You know what, you know what?! [ejects the keys out his fishbowl head; they land on the car and Megamind picks them up] Code - I'll just pack my thing and go! [puts fish food in a lunchbox]
Megamind: Code - fine!
Minion: Code - fine back! [gets on his scooter and begins to leave] Well, good luck on your date!
Megamind: I will!
Minion: That doesn't even make any sense!
Megamind: I know!
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