Were you even planning to show up? [turns and notices all the items Titan has stolen] What's this? Where did you get all this stuff?
You stole it!?
Pretty cool, right?
No, no, no, no! You're a hero!
Being a hero is for losers. It's work, work, work, 24/7, and for what? I only took the gig to get the girl and it turns out Roxanne doesn't want anything to with me.
Roxanne Ritchi?
Yeah, Roxanne Ritchi. I saw her having dinner and making googly eyes at some intellectual dweeb.
Oh…
Who needs all that noise? That's why I think we... should team up.
You... Wait, what?
With my power and your... big-headedness, we could rule the city!
You want to team up?!
Yeah, I even drew up new costume designs. See?
Costume designs?
You'd be the brains, so you get a little brain wearing glasses on your costume or something, and since I'm the cool one, I'd have, like, 2 tanks sword fighting–
[Megamind backs off in absolute disbelief]
I can't believe you. All your gifts, all your powers, and you... you squander them for your own personal gain!
Yes!
No! I'm the villain, you're the good guy! I do something bad and you come and get me! That's why I created you!
Yeah, right. You're nuts! Space Dad told me–
Look, I'm your Space Dad! [transforms into Hal's Space Dad in front of him] You should be more like Metro Man.
Ah! You tricked me?
Oh, don't like that, huh? Well there's more! [transforms into Bernard as he slowly backs up into his giant robot battle suit] I'm also the "intellectual dweeb" dating Roxanne.
No.
...And we were smooching up a storm! [makes kissing noises as he closes his giant robot battle suit]
Yes, yes. I know. "...Bring me to justice." Oh, God, how I miss this. [Titan attacks him] And the hero strikes the first blow, but evil returns with a backhand!
