What secrets? You're so predictable!

Predictable, predictable?! Oh, you call this predictable!? [pulls a lever that opens up an alligator pool beneath Roxanne]

Your alligators, yes. Mm-hmm. I was thinking about it on the way over...

[pulls another lever that reveals a hidden gun]

What's this? Boom! In your face!

Cliché!

No! Look! Watch! [brings down a gauntlet of blades]

Juvenile!

Shock and awe! [brings up a chainsaw]

Tricky!

OH, IT'S SO SCARY! [unleashes a cycle of spiked boots]

Seen it!

[frantic]

WHAT'S THIS ONE DO?! [unleashes a flamethrower]

Garish! [Megamind breaks down] Okay, the spider's new.

Spider? [sees a spider hanging in front of Roxanne; Minion just shrugs] Uh... Yes! The... the sp-ider. Even the smallest bite from "Arachnus deathicus" will instantly paralyze– [Roxanne blows the spider into his eye.] AAHH!! [Minion punches him] GET IT OFF! OWW!! IT BIT ME!

Give it up, Megamind. Your plans never work!

[frustrated]

Ugh! Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, shall we?!