Bartender [over the noise in the background]
How's the game going?
Longest hour of my life.
Bartender [not hearing him]
What?
I'm running away with your wife.
Bartender Great! [grins and flashes Rusty a thumbs-up]
Danny Ocean
George Clooney · 42 quotes
Rusty Ryan
Brad Pitt · 36 quotes
Basher Tarr
Don Cheadle · 11 quotes
Reuben Tishkoff
Elliott Gould · 11 quotes
Linus Caldwell
Matt Damon · 10 quotes
Tess Ocean
Julia Roberts · 10 quotes
Saul Bloom
Carl Reiner · 8 quotes
Livingston Dell
Eddie Jemison · 7 quotes
Terry Benedict
Andy Garcia · 7 quotes
Frank Catton
Bernie Mac · 3 quotes
Turk
Scott Caan · 3 quotes
Virgil
Casey Affleck · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Danny Ocean & Rusty Ryan (18), Danny Ocean & Tess Ocean (9), Danny Ocean & Linus Caldwell (4)
Ocean's Eleven quotes
Page 1 of 7 Bartender Bartender Bartender That poxy demo crew haven't used a coaxial feed to batten the main line, have they? Instead they've gone and nosed up the backup grid, nosed it right up!
I'll explain later.
Where we at boys?
Pins and floor sensors now.
Blinder.
The man who's robbing you.
Employee
Nothing, sir. It's all normal.
Show me. [See's everything is okay] I'm afraid your mistaken.
Your watching your monitors? Okay, keep watching. [Now monitors show vault being robbed and security knocked out]...In this town, your luck can change just that quickly.
All right.
Bruiser Sorry Danny, I forgot.
It's all right. How's your wife?
Bruiser Pregnant again.
Does he make you laugh?
He doesn't make me cry.
I'm not joking, Tess.
I'm not laughing, Danny.
It's never been tried.
Ho, ho... "It's never been tried." Oh, it's been tried. A few guys even came close. You know the three most successful robberies in the history of Vegas?
[flashback - the gaming room at the Horseshow, in black-and-white] [voiceover]
Number three, the Bronze Medal - pencil-neck grabs a lockbox at the Horseshoe...
[a man grabs a lockbox out of a guard's hand and runs for the door, and six guards instantly tackle him to the floor]
He got two steps closer to the door than any living soul before him.
[flashback - the gaming room at the Flamingo, in grainy color. A long-haired man is running for the door, clutching a bag]
The Flamingo in '71. This guy actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him.
[the man gets within a few feet of the door, before a guard smashes him across the neck with a nightstick]
Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. Goddamn hippy.
[back to the present]
And the *closest* any man has ever come to robbing a Las Vegas casino...
[flashback - outside Caesar's Palace, in color. A man runs out, hunched over an armful of cash, followed by three security guards]
Was outside of Caesar's in '87. He came, he grabbed...
Livingston, we're set.
Livingston, we're set.
Basher, we're set.
Hang on a minute chief.
We don't have a minute, Yen's gonna suffocate.
Then you'd better leave off bothering me, don't you think?
Now, they tell me I paid my debt to society.
Funny, I never got a check.
Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?
If you ever ask me that question again, Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.
Second task, power - on the night of the fight, we're gonna throw the switch on Sin City. Basher, it's your show.
You want broke, blind, or bedlam?
How about all three?
Right, it's done.
Tess, you're doing a great job curating the museum, the Vermeer is quite good, simple, vibrant, but his work definitely fell off as he got older.
Remind you of anyone?
And I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress?
Monet.
Right, and then Manet had syphilis.
They also painted occasionally.
There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door.
Let's get him out.
Thirteen million and you drive this piece of shit cross country to pick me up?
Blew it all on the suit.