Saul Bloom Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him.
Played by Carl Reiner 
Ocean's Eleven (2001) · 93 quotes
Ocean's Eleven (2001) · 93 quotes
7th most-quoted character in Ocean's Eleven (2001): in 8 of its 93 quotes
Most scenes with: Rusty Ryan (4), Danny Ocean (2)
I don't believe in weakness... it costs too much.
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Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?
Saul If you ever ask me that question again, Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.
Saul Are you going to tell me? Or should I just say No and get it over with?
Saul, you're the best there is. You're in Cooperstown. What do you want?
Saul Nothing. I've got a duplex now, wall-to-wall, goldfish. I'm seeing a nice lady who works the "Unmentionables" counter at Macy's. I've changed.
Guys like us don't change, Saul. We either stay sharp or we get sloppy, we don't change.
Saul Quit conning me.
Saul, turn that off, will you?
Saul [in fake accent]
I'll turn it off when I'm ready to...
Saul!
Saul [normal voice]
It's off, it's off!
Saul I have a question: Say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move, and past the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open...
Without being seen by the cameras.
Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that.
Saul Yeah well, say we do all that... uh... we're just supposed to walk out of there with a hundred and fifty million dollars in cash on us, without getting stopped?
Saul Oh. Okay.
What's with the orange?
Saul My doctor says I need vitamins.
So why don't you take vitamins?
Saul You come here to give me a physical?
Where are they? That's what I wanna know, where the hell are they?
Saul [in his fake accent]
They *will* be here.
"They *will* be here"... Schmuck!
