Julia Roberts movie quotes

View Quote I'm actually no, I'm not a planner. I wouldn't say I'm a planner. I would say I'm a kinda fly by the seat of my pants gal. You know moment to moment, yeah that's me, that's...yeah"

View Quote Honey, I've got a runner in my panty hose...I'm not wearing panty hose. "I know thats right"

View Quote The #1 guy I've ever loved was a total nothing. The #2 was worse. My mom called me a bum magnet. There was a bum in a fifty miles, I was immediately attracted to him.

View Quote "For June who loved this garden from Joseph who always sat beside her." Some people do spend their whole lives together.

View Quote Hi. I'd just like to apologize for my friend, he's really sensitive. Don't worry about it! I'm sure it was harmless. I'm sure it just friendly banter. I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts! Enjoy your dinner, the tuna's really good.

View Quote Rita Hayworth used to say: "They go to bed with Gilda, they wake up with me"

View Quote Bite my ass, Krispy Kreme!

View Quote Do they teach lawyers to apologize? Because you suck at it!

View Quote Are you going to be something else that I have to survive? Because I don't think I can handle it.

View Quote Julianne: In the beginning it was mostly this prior claim, he belonged to me. But now, when I'm with him, he's just so wonderful. How come I never knew that when I could have had him?
George: It's amazing, the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.

View Quote George: Look, tell him you love him, bite the bullet.
Julianne: George. What will he do?
George: He'll choose Kim, you'll stand beside her at the wedding, kiss him goodbye, and go home. That's what you came here to do, so do it.

View Quote Michael: You can't dance. When did you learn how to dance?
Julianne: I've got moves you've never seen.
Michael: You're an imposter. What did you do with my best friend?
Julianne: I'm still your best friend, you just haven't seen me for a while.

View Quote [In tears, after Peter fails to fly] It is true, then. You did grow up. I drank poison for you. You used to call me "Tink." Have you forgotten everything?

View Quote [To Peter, who's climbing to rescue his children] Be the Pan you are. Fly. Fly. Think a happy thought.

View Quote Peter Banning: What's the deal? Where's the real food?
Tinkerbell: If you can't imagine yourself being Peter Pan, you won't be Peter Pan, now eat up.
Peter Banning: Eat what? There's nothing here. Gandhi ate more than this.

View Quote They're not wrinkles, just...crinkles.

View Quote Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?

View Quote Blah blah blah, her hair is not black, it’s raven and she’s 18 years old — and her skin has never seen the sun, so of course it’s good.

View Quote I thought that I was headed to a place that would turn out tomorrow's leaders, not their wives.

View Quote I don't think I can go a year without a hot plate.

View Quote A girdle to set you free. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!

View Quote Do you know what it's like, Mister Willion, to think you know what happened, but to never be sure?

View Quote Is that supposed to protect you from aliens or something?

View Quote I'm turning into a Jerry.

View Quote I am a hostage? This is so Jerry.

View Quote By the grace of God or I don't know what honey you have managed to Forrest Gump your way through this. If we run now, we're going to be running the rest of our lives.

View Quote Real emotion transcends language, Jerry. You don't have to understand their words to feel their pain.

View Quote He tastes like you, but sweeter!

View Quote Don't stop loving me. I can see it draining out of you. It's me, remember? It was a stupid thing to do and it meant nothing. If you love me enough, you'll forgive me.

View Quote Don't raise your eye brows. It makes you look smug.

View Quote [to Benedict] You of all people should know Terry, in your hotel, there's always someone watching.

View Quote Danny: Does he make you laugh?
Tess: He doesn't make me cry.

View Quote Danny: Now, they tell me I paid my debt to society.
Tess: Funny, I never got a check.

View Quote You're a cynical, explotive, mean-hearted creep who wouldn't know real love if it bit him in the armpit.

View Quote There is a distinct possibility that I am profoundly and irreversibly screwed up.

View Quote Maggie Carpenter: Benedict.
Ike Graham: Arnold.
Maggie Carpenter: I love Eggs Benedict, I hate every other kind. I hate big weddings with everybody staring. I'd like to get married on a weekday while everybody's at work. And when I ride off into the sunset, I want my own horse.
Ike Graham: Should I be writing this down?

View Quote That was the night that I died, and someone else was saved. Someone who was afraid of water, but learned to swim. Someone who knew there would be one moment, where he wouldn't be watching. Someone who knew that the darkness of the broken lights would show the way.

View Quote [on phone with the police, with gun aimed at Martin] Come quickly. I've just killed an intruder.

View Quote Laura: Mrs. Clark called from the library. She said they could use me full time now.
Martin: You already work three mornings a week, and I support that because I know your love of books. What about our home? Don't you love our home as much?
Laura: Has your dinner been late to the table even once?
Martin: Oh, I can remember not so far back it was late. By two days.
Laura: That was six months ago. My mother was all I had. I'll never forgive myself for not bringing her to live with us.
Martin: You shouldn't beat yourself up. You always treated her with love.
Laura: She died, Martin. How could I not go to her funeral?
Martin: If you had told me, I would have taken you, given me a chance to pay my last respects. But you sneaked off inexplicably.
Laura: I didn't sneak off.
Martin: Need I remind you how I worried?
Laura: No. You reminded me enough the night I came back.
Martin: You're not suggesting I enjoyed that?
Laura: God, no. That would make you a monster.

View Quote [Trying to communicate to Lucas] Hello... we mean you... no harm.

View Quote [To Lucas] Ya know? Now that you mention it you do look soft and chewy, but I promised the queen I wouldn't.

View Quote Hova: [crosses her heart] Cross my heart. I will not eat you.
Lucas: I said cross your heart, not your butt!
Hova: I just did. See? Did it again. [to herself] Strange custom.

View Quote It won't last forever. Nothing does.

View Quote I decided on my word: "attraversiamo" it means "let's cross over.".

View Quote Liz Gilbert: I'm sick of people telling me that I need a man.
Felipe: You don't need a man, Liz. You need a champion.

View Quote Insane asylums are filled with people who think they're Jesus or Satan. Very few have delusions of being a guy down the block who works for an insurance company.

View Quote Very good Chuck. I am pleasantly surprised, you're not like the other murderers.

View Quote You're kind of cute... in a homely sort of way.

View Quote Charlie Wilson: Gosh, Joanne, it's great to hear from you. Could I possibly call you back in just a little bit?
Joanne Herring: Is Ronald Reagan in your bedroom right now?
Charlie Wilson: No.
Joanne Herring: Then I'm considerably more important than whoever is.

View Quote You mean to tell me that the U.S. strategy in Afghanistan is to have the Afghans keep walking into machine gun fire 'til the Russians run out of bullets? Joanne Herring: Why is Congress saying one thing and doing nothing?
Charlie Wilson: Well, it's tradition mostly.

View Quote Charlie Wilson: You mean to tell me that the U.S. strategy in Afghanistan is to have the Afghans keep walking into machine gun fire 'til the Russians run out of bullets?
Gust Avrakotos: That's Harold Holt's strategy, it's not U.S. strategy.
Charlie Wilson: What is U.S. strategy?
Gust Avrakotos: Well strictly speaking, we don't have one. But we're working hard on that.
Charlie Wilson: Who's 'we'?
Gust Avrakotos: Me and three other guys.

Joanne Herring: I talk about God for one simple reason. We need him on our side.
Charlie Wilson: Well, what I think's got Gust worried .... is that sooner or later God is gonna be on both sides.

View Quote Gray Grantham: Do you want to talk about the brief?
Darby Shaw: Everyone I have told about the brief is dead.
Gray Grantham: I'll take my chances.

View Quote Edward Linney: You know, when you came in... I thought I was hallucinating again.
Darby Shaw: I'm sorry.
Edward Linney: Oh, no, I'll take a hallucination like that, anytime.

View Quote Gray Grantham: How'd you find me?
Darby Shaw: I called the paper and asked for your address.
Gray Grantham: And?
Darby Shaw: I told them I was your sister Mary in from out of town and couldn't find you.
Gray Grantham: [looks surprised] How'd you know I had a sister Mary?
Darby Shaw: You're not the only one who does research.