A scene from Steel Magnolias 1989
Truvy

[laughs]

Are you gonna quit your nursin' job?

Shelby

Never! I love it! I love bein' around all those babies!!

M'Lynn

Drum and I both feel that she should not work after she gets married.

Shelby

Well I'm so anxious to discuss this topic for the 900th time this week!!

M'Lynn

You should not be on your feet all day!! You should be kinder to your circulatory system!!

Shelby

Ya know what you need in here, Truvy? You need a radio. Music is a wonderful thing to have in the background. It takes the pressure off of everybody feeling they have to talk so much.

Truvy

Oh, I used to have one, but I smalled it against the wall when I couldn't figure out where the batteries went. Of course, I know now I was suffering from pre-menstrual syndrome.

Clairee

A radio. What did I just hear—? Oh, yes! The Antilley family is sellin' KPPD! I wonder how much radio stations sell for.

Shelby

Miss Clairee. You should buy KPPD! You got plenty of money!

Clairee

What would I do with a radio station? Oh, business never interested me. Lloyd took care of all that stuff. Shelby, I hope you and Jackson will be as happy as Lloyd and I were. We had such a good time. Until November. Well, at least he hung on through the state playoffs.

Shelby

Miss Clairee, there are still good times to be had.

Clairee

Well, I really do love football, but it's hard to parlay that into a reason to live.

Truvy

What are your colors, Shelby?

Shelby

They're blush and bashful.

M'Lynn

Her colors are pink and pink.

Shelby

My colors are blush and bashful, Mama.

M'Lynn

How precious is this wedding gonna get, I ask you?

Shelby

My colors are blush and bashful. I have chosen two shades of pink, one is much deeper than the other.

M'Lynn

But the bridesmaids dresses, they are really beautiful.

Shelby

Ceremony will be too. The walls are banked with sprays of flowers, and my two shades of blush and bashful. Pink carpets especially laid out for my service, and pink silk bunting, draped over anything that would stand still.

M'Lynn

That sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto Bismol!

Shelby

I like pink! Pink is my signature color.

Truvy

How many bridesmaids?

Shelby

Nine!

Truvy

Nine?! Good Lord!!

Shelby

Exactly. Mama made me have my cousins and Margie St. Maurice.

M'Lynn

Shelby, let's not go into this now! You know there was no way around it!

Shelby

It will be pretentious. And Daddy always says, An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure.

M'Lynn

The poet laureate of Dogwood Lane.

Shelby

Mama, I wish you'd get off Daddy's back.

M'Lynn

Shelby, look, now l don't really wanna get into—

Truvy

Fill us in on the reception!!

Shelby

My reception! My reception! Ferns, dancing, tons of people! Every pink flower west of the Mississippi. Wedding cake in the dining room and the groom's cake... Hidden in the carport?

M'Lynn

Shelby and I, we agree on one thing.
M'Lynn and Shelby: The groomscake!!

Shelby

It's awful!! lt's in the shape of a giant armadillo.

Truvy

An armadillo?! You're jokin' right?

Shelby

No. Jackson wanted a cake in the shape of an armadillo. He's got an aunt that makes them.

Clairee

It's unusual.

M'Lynn

It's repulsive! It's got gray icing! I can't even begin to think how you make gray icing!

Shelby

Worse the cake part is red velvet cake. Blood red!! People are gonna be hackin' into this poor animal that looks like it's bleedin' to death.

M'Lynn

The rehearsal supper was a real experience.

Shelby

Mama, it wasn't that bad! It was out at Jackson's uncle's place on the river.

M'Lynn

Jackson comes from the good old Southern family with good old Southern values. Ya either shoot it, stuff it or marry it.

Shelby

They're simply outdoorsy, that's all.

Truvy

Did ya'll do anything especially romantic?

Shelby

We drove down to Frenchmen's Point and went parkin'!

M'Lynn

Oh, Shelby. Really!

Truvy

Oh, M'Lynn, leave her alone. This is my favorite part. This is the romantic part. Now, see, that's what really melts my butter.

Shelby

well, then we went skinny dipping, and we did things that frightened the fish.

Clairee

It's been a long time since we had a youngster in this place.

Shelby

We talked and talked and talked…

Truvy

I love those kinda talks in the arms of the man you love!

Shelby

Actually, we fought most of the time.

Truvy

You fought?

Shelby

Well, cause I told him I wouldn't marry him.

M'Lynn

What?!

Clairee

Why'd you go and do a thing like that?

Shelby

Oh, it's okay now. We worked it all out.

Truvy

Oh, it's probably one of those last minute jitter things.

Shelby

No, but the weddin's still on.

Truvy

Well, thank goodness. [pointing to Shelby's hairstyle] 'Cause this is going to be in the hairdo hall of fame.

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