Tinkerbell quotes from Hook (1991)

Tinkerbell

Be the Pan you are. Fly. Fly. Think a happy thought.

Tootles

Lost... lost... [to Peter] I've lost my marbles.

Tootles

Have to fly, have to fight, have to crow, have to save Maggie, have to save Jack... Hookie's back.

Moira Banning

Your children love you, they want to play with you. How long do you think that lasts? Soon Jack might not even want you to come to his games. We have a few special years with our children, when they're the ones that want us around. After that you're going to be running after them for a bit of attention. It's so fast Peter. Just a few years, and it's over. And you are not being careful. And you are missing it.

Tinkerbell

You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting.

Pockets

Oh, there you are, Peter!

Rufio

Rufi-OHHH!!!!!!!

Bangarang!

What's the deal? Where's the real food?

Tinkerbell

If you can't imagine yourself being Peter Pan, you won't be Peter Pan, now eat up.

Eat what? There's nothing here. Gandhi ate more than this.

No, no! Please stop! Why are you doing this to me? [falls in the flower garden]

Rufio, you're the best with a sword. Please teach him. We gotta make him remember.

Excuse me! [Hits the daffodil. Daffodil sneezes.]
Peter Pan and Lost Boys: Help me!
Peter Pan and Lost Boys: Not you! [Peter Pan with arrow shot by rear end]

Sorry. Parachute. Firefly from Hell. Big damn bug!

Oh, it is you! It is! A big you. It's not bad you're big. I guess it’s not that your big, you were always bigger than me. But now, maybe this means you'll be twice as much fun.

Moira!

Oh, Peter. What fun we'll have again! What times! What great games!

You're a little....

Fairy.

A p…p…p…

Pixie. And if less is more, there's no end to me, Peter Pan.

Peter Banning.

Pan.

Banning.

Pan.

Banning.

Well, whoever you are, it's still you. Because only one person has that smell.

Smell?

The smell of someone who's ridden the back wind, Peter. The smell of a hundred fun summers with sleeping in trees. Adventures with Indians and pirates. Oh, remember, Peter? The world was ours! We could do everything or nothing. All I had to be was anything ‘cause it was always us.

Oh, no. It's finally happened. I'm having a total nervous breakdown.

Come on, Peter, follow me and all will be well.

Or I'm dying. I'm heading towards the white light. I've left my body. See? There's my house way down there. There are my feet. Oh, my God. Where are we going?

To save your children.

How do you know about my kids?

Everybody knows. Captain Hook's got them and you've gotta fight him! Let's fly! [Peter sneezes, in tears, after Peter fails to fly] It is true, then. You did grow up. I drank poison for you. You used to call me "Tink." Have you forgotten everything?

Are you in there, little bug?

I'm not a bug. I'm a fairy.

I do not believe in fairies.

Every time someone says, "I do not believe in fairies"... somewhere a fairy falls down dead.

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES! [Tinkerbell falls down the stairs of the dollhouse unconscious] Oh, my God, I think I killed it. Are you alive, little bug? Look out!

Clap your hands, Peter. It's the only way to save me.

Clap....

Louder.

Louder, Peter!

Okay, I'm clapping. I'm clapping!

Oh, God, you're alive!

All right. Now, who am I?

Uh, You're, um.... [lightly chuckles] You're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother. And I don't know why you have wings, but you have lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person. What am I saying? I don’t know who my mother was, I'm an orphan. And I've never taken drugs. Because I missed the '60s. I was an accountant.

Guess again.

Whoa! Oh, look, stars.

That's right, Peter. Second star to the right and straight on till morning.

Never Land.

What about the name Hook? Is that how you want to be remembered as a bully? Or as the great warrior who defeated a heroic Pan? [pause] One week and I'll get him in shape, and you can have your dirty old war!

Smee

It's a trick, Captain! Let me blast that buzzing vixen to Pixie Hell!

Captain Hook

Smee.

You promised people the war of the century. Your whole life has been building to this. Mortal combat, glory. Hook versus Pan!

Captain Hook

That is not Pan. Two days.

Four. Bare minimum for a decent Pan.

Captain Hook

Three. Final offer.

Done.

Captain Hook

And you'd better deliver, Miss Bell...... or no amount of clapping will bring you back from where I will send you.

Ohh.

Captain Hook

Hear me, men. I've decided that the so-called Pan will return in three days to commence the arbitrament of the sword. Smee, translate.

Smee

In three days we’re gonna have a war. A battle between good and evil, to the death.

Aah!

Peter!

Whoops.

Help me.

Peter!

Snow! What...? What? Help. HELP! Get me down! Help! Help!

Oh, you're alive!

Oh, get me down! I believe!

Lost Boys! Lost Boys! Wake up! Pan's back! Lost Boys! Lost Boys! Wake up!

That was my pillow!
Don't Ask: [stammers] I'm.. I'm.. I'm up.

Wake up, you sleepyheads!

Pan’s back! Pan’s back! Pan!

Pan's back! Pan's back! Pan!

Latchboy

Pan! Pan!

Who's the shrub?

Bangerang! Pan?
Don't Ask: That ain't Peter Pan.

He's old.

Latchboy

He's fat!

Not so fat to me.

He's an old, fat grandpa man.

Rufio! Rufio! Rufio!

Oh, That is so dangerous. [Rufio lands] That's enough! [after Rufio draws his sword] Okay, mister. All right. The show's over. Now you put that thing away! Now put it down before you poke somebody's eye out. [the Lost Boys all laugh] You're not old enough to shave. What are you doing with a sword? Kids flying around! This is an insurance nightmare! What's this? Some sort of Lord of the Flies preschool? Where are your parents? Who's in charge here?

No. No, Mr. Skunkhead-with-too-much-mousse…you are just a punk kid. [facing a mob of the Lost Boys] I want to speak to a grown-up!

Rufio

All grown-ups are pirates.

Excuse me?

Rufio

We kill pirates.

I'm not a pirate. It so happens, I'm a lawyer.

Rufio

Kill the lawyer!

Kill the lawyer!

I'm not that kind of lawyer. [high pitch] I've been shot! [normal voice] Help! Help me, somebody! No- no! Please stop! Why are you doing this to me?! [falls in the flower garden]

Rufio, you're the best with a sword. Please teach him. We gotta make him remember.

Excuse me! [hits the daffodil, it sneezes] Help me!

Help me!

Not you.

Not you! [Peter Pan with arrow shot by rear end]

Helmet! Oh, my! A wall.

Lost Boys, stop! Stop it!

Play!
Don't Ask: Play.

Rufio

You're dead, jolly man.

He can't do those things. He can't even play simple games Hook has got his kids, and I've got three days.. three days to get him ready to fight. And I need everybody's help.

Peter Pan's gots kids?

Rufio

He can't fly, fight or crow. So.. if any of you says this here scug ain't Peter Pan.. ..cross the line.

Hi. What? I'll be right back. What?

You are embarrassing me.

Pockets

Oh, there you are, Peter!

But, Peter....you've grown up. You promised never to grow old.

Peter..
Don't Ask: His nose got real big.

Well, welcome back to Never Land, Pan the Man.

Rufio

Don't listen to that fairy and that brainless fungus. I got Pan's sword! I'm the Pan now! You think this guy's gonna take it from me? Rufio?

Pockets

Wait! If Tink believes, maybe he is.

Rufio

Are you gonna follow this drooler against Capitán Hook?

Pockets

What's he doing here if he's not Peter Pan, huh? He don't look happy here. And who are them kids Hook's got? Give him a chance!

Those are my kids... .and Hook is gonna kill them unless we do something. Help me. Please.

Yeah, come on! Give him a chance!

Pick 'em up.

Pick 'em up.

Move 'em up.

Move 'em down.

Pick 'em on up.

Pick 'en on up.

Move 'em on down.

Move 'em on down.

Ain't no time to celebrate.

Ain't no time to celebrate.

You are old and overweight

You are old and overweight
Don't Ask: Gotta lose a million pounds.

Gotta lose a million pounds. Get your fat butt off the ground.

Reach on down and touch your toes.

Reach on down and touch your toes.

How long since you looked at those?

How long since you looked at those?
Don't Ask: Shape up.

Shape up.
Don't Ask: Lose weight.

Lose weight.
Don't Ask: Get thin.

Get thin.
Don't Ask: Gotta win.

Jumping jacks are good for you.
Don't Ask: Now your face is turning blue.

Now your face is turning blue.

Swing your arms around your back.

Swing your arms around your back. Give yourself a heart attack.

Gotta train.

Gotta train.

In the rain.

In the rain.
Don't Ask: In the sun.

In the sun.
Don't Ask: In the snow.

In the snow. Ten below.
Don't Ask: Gotta move.

Gotta move.
Don't Ask: Gotta crow.

Gotta crow.

Go easy on me. I'm a beginner.

Low! High! High!

Rufio

All right, gramps. Give it your best shot.

Rufio's only trying to help, Peter. Listen. Learn.

Okay, you ready? I don't wanna hurt you.

Latchboy

Watch your skin! You don't have armor on.

Rufio

Be Bangerang, old man.

Be Bangerang!

What are you doing? How does this help me get my kids back? What do I have to do next?

Next, time to fly.

Just think happy thoughts. Come on, Peter, think happy thoughts.

All you need is one happy thought, Peter, just one happy thought and it'll make you fly.

I got it! Not being in this slingshot would make me very happy!

Latchboy

He's going up! He’s going up!

He's coming down!

Gotta fly. Happy thought. Happy thought, happy thought, happy thought, happy.... One great, big happy thought! Less is more. Less is more. I can...! "Tootles. Wendy. John. Michael. Peter."

Be careful, Peter. You're a lot taller than you used to be. Well, say something. Do you like my dress?

You look beautiful. What's the occasion?

You are. It's a welcome-home party.

What happened here?

Hook.

Hook.

Burnt it when you didn't come back.

A Kiss. Wendy. This is Wendy's house. Tootles and Nibs built it for her. I remember. Wendy used to sit in that chair.

Yes.

But it wasn't there. It was here. We used to sit here while she'd darn socks and tell us stories. She slept here. Tink, your apartment was right here.

Yes.

Little Michael in his basket bed right here. John.

Teddy. My Teddy. Mother used to put him in the pram to keep me company I remember my mother. I remember her.
[flashbacks begin from his childhood. As a baby, he was listening to his mother discussing the future.] Peter's Mother: You can be sure, very fine schools indeed. First, he will attend Whitehall, then Oxford And of course.... after graduation, he will prepare for a judgeship in the highest court...making time for marriage and family and all of that. Just like his father.

Isn't that what grownups want for their children?

I was afraid because I didn't want to grow up because everybody who grows up has to die someday. So I ran away. Tink... you came and you saved me. You brought me to Never Land. You taught me to fly. But I was still a little boy, and I missed my mother. So I decided to fly home to my very own window. But it was shut. They'd forgotten about me. I found other windows to visit, ones that weren't shut closed on me. That's how I met Wendy. I chased my shadow in her nursery. I expected my shadow and I would join together like drops of water.

Boy. [Peter hears her and gets up] Why are you crying?

What's your name?

Wendy Moira Angela Darling. What's yours?

I came back many times for Wendy, always in the spring.

Peter!

And Wendy kept getting older... and older. And then I came back the last time.

Peter, I can't come with you. I've forgotten how to fly. I'm old, Peter. Ever so much more than 20 I grew up a long time ago.

No, no, no... you promised!

I have children of my own now. They have children of their own. That's my grandchild, Moira asleep in the bed.

When I saw her lying there sleeping....at that moment something changed in me forever.

I shall give her a kiss.

No. No, Peter. No buttons, no thimbles. I couldn't bear her heart to be broken when she finds she can't keep you.

No. I mean a real kiss.

I can see why you have trouble finding a happy thought. So many sad memories, Peter.

Bye, Teddy. Not Teddy. Daddy! Daddy.

Moira

Peter, you're a daddy.

Hi, Jack.

I know why I came back I know why I grew up. I wanted to be a father.

I'm a daddy.

My happy thought. I got it. I got it! I found it! [laughs] I lost it. [screams]

Just hold that happy thought, Peter!

Tink, you in there? Are you sad?

No, I'm neither. Please go away.

Oh, you're sick. Maybe you need a Band-Aid. Or a thermometer! Thermometer make it all better. That's how Nibs made the Wendy lady better.

Oh, no, Peter! It's not about that!

Yes, it is! Nibs put the thermometer in her mouth. Felt all better. Tink, don't we have the greatest adventures?

Do you remember your next great adventure to save your kids?

Kids? Peter Pan's got kids?

Why are you in Never Land?

Well, that's easy. To always be a little boy and have fun. I like this game. Ask me another one.

Oh, dear me! I did it.

Tink, look what happened! You broke your house. You're humongous.

This is the only wish I ever wished for myself. This is the biggest feeling I've ever, ever felt. And this is the first time I've been big enough to have it. Peter, I wanna give you a kiss. No, I mean a real kiss. I love you, Peter Pan.

I love...her.

"Her" who?

Mo-- Moira! I love Moira….and Jack and Maggie. Jack and Maggie....I have a plan. Tink? Come on. You gotta come.

When it's all over, you'll leave and never come back again. What are you staring at, Peter? Save them. Go save them. You silly a**, go. [Peter sneezes]

Peter!

Lost Boys.

Victory Basquet! Victory Basquet!

Captain Hook

Peter! Where are you going? Come back here and fight me! Or I'll find you wherever you are! Bad form, Peter! Come back!!

You need a mother very, very badly!

Captain Hook

Smee! Follow me!

Smee

Just moving your personal, sir.

Captain Hook

Peter, I swear to you, wherever you go, wherever you are.... I vow there will always be daggers bearing notes signed "James Hook." They will be flung at the doors of your children's children's children. Do you hear me?

What do you want, old man?

Captain Hook

Just you.

You've got me, James Hook. [flies back] Pan "The Avenger" is back.

Captain Hook

And the Hook is waiting, Peter Pan.

Put up your swords, boys. It's Hook and me this time.

Captain Hook

Prepare to die, Peter.

To die would be a great adventure.

Captain Hook

Death is the only adventure you have left.

I remember you being a lot bigger.

Captain Hook

To a 10-year-old, I'm huge.

No pain, no gain, James!

Pan!

Good form, old man.

Captain Hook

You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. You'll wake up, you'll be Peter Banning... a selfish man who drinks too much... who's obsessed with success... and runs and hides from his wife and children.

I believe in you.

I believe in you.

Pockets

I believe in you, Peter.

I believe in you.

Jack

You are the Pan. You're Peter Pan.

I believe in you... Peter Pan.

Jack

Bad form!

Latchboy

Jack, stop!

Tink? Tink? Tink?

Sweeper (Smee)

Hello. Having trouble with the missus? You will have, by the time you get home.

Tink.

Say it, Peter. Say it and mean it.

I believe in fairies.

Do you know that place between sleep and awake……where you still remember dreaming? [Peter nods] That's where I'll always love you……Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting.

Ouch. Nana! Oh, give us a kiss! Come here, you drool machine! Maggie, Moira, Jack! Tink? Wow! Brad! Hi! Have you been holding this long? Uh-huh. I'm incredible! Yeah. Never Land. Uh-huh. Lost Boys. Jim Hook. Duel to the death. I'll fill you in later. Listen, I'd love to chat.... but I'm gonna climb a drainpipe now. Why? Because I ran out of fairy dust. If not, I would've flown up. "Why?"

Jack

There were pirates--!-

And monsters there. Just like you said!

Maggie, Moira, Jack. Granny Wendy. Let me in. Please.

Jack

Excuse me, do you have an appointment?

What did I tell you about this window? Always keep it open! Never, ever, ever close. [his phone rings] I have to take this. [answers it] Have you ever known what it's like to feel the exhilaration of really flying? Feel this.

Moira

Where have you been?

Fly me, Daddy. Fly me!

Anytime, Maggie. To infinity and back again.

Tootles

Hello, Peter. I missed the adventure again, didn't I?

I think these belong to you.

Tootles

Look! See, look! I didn't lose my marbles after all! Wendy, look! See? I didn't lose my marbles after all!

Hello, boy.

Hello, Wendy lady. Give us a skwoodge.

Boy, why are you crying?

I don't know. A tear for every happy thought.

One for me?

Jack

One for me?

One for me?

Tootles

And one for me! [laughs]

Tootles

Seize the day!

So your adventures are over.

Oh, no. To live.... To live would be an awfully big adventure.
[The End]