[Peter and Thud heard Maggie singing in a distance.] [singing]
When you're all alone. Far away from home. There's a gift the angel sent. When you're alone.
My young Jack, tell me about the game of baseball. I can't remember. Are the mates standing or are they on horseback?
[singing]
The stars are all my friends. Till the night-time ends. So I know. I'm not alone. When I'm here on my own. Isn't that a wonder. When you're alone. You're not alone. Not really alone.
CH Captain Hook
What is it? I hear it. I hear it again. Smee, it's that crocodile back from the dead? Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock! Is that the clock?
You killed that croc years ago, Captain. We smash every clock we find. Little elf didn't know any better.
CH Captain Hook
To the museum, at once.
P Pirate
Shine them up! Put a fresh coat of varnish on your peg, right here!
P Pirate
Treasure maps! Authentic treasure maps! Trade ‘em here!
CH Captain Hook
Come on, Jack. Are you ready? Come to see. Ahh! Broken clocks. Each one ticked its last tock, and now all is well. Just listen.
CH Captain Hook
[laughs]
I know! Good form! Exactly. Jack, you see this? Come over here. You can take it. This is Barbecue's very own bedside clock. He was quite an infamous pirate. You see, Jack, I smashed this clock immediately after I gutted him.
And his ship made such a pretty bonfire on the waves.
CH Captain Hook
Such a pretty, pretty……What is that I hear? A ticking. Smee, stop it! Stop the ticking! Stop that! Stop that "tick-tick"!
There's no ticking here. There's nothing left to tick.
CH Captain Hock
This is for the ticking that might have been.
CH Captain Hook
Get his father's watch!
CH Captain Hook
Go on. [in the Museum where all clocks are destroyed. Hook hands Jack a hammer to destroy his father's watch] You know you want to. Give it a try. Go on.
This is for… never letting me blow bubbles in my chocolate milk!
[He smashes the watch.]
Yes!
CH Captain Hook
Ha ha! Good form! Bravo!
There you go! In’t that wonderful?
This is for never letting me jump on my own bed.
CH Captain Hook
[smashes another clock]
Make time stand still, laddie.
For always making promises and breaking them!
[smashes another clock]
For never doing anything with me.
CH Captain Hook
For a father who's never there, Jack. Jack, for a father who didn't save you on the ship.
[Sadly]
Who wouldn't save us....
CH Captain Hook
Who couldn't save you, Jack.
He wouldn't. He didn't even try. He was there, we were there, and he wouldn't try.
CH Captain Hook
Jack, he will try. And the question will be: When the time comes, do you want to be saved? Now, don't you answer now. No, no, no, no. Now it's time to be whatever you want to be. Put behind you any thoughts of home...that place of broken promises.
CH Captain Hook
Have I ever made a promise, Jack.….. I have not kept? Have I, Son?
Come on. Let's go. I don't like this game.
“Steal Hook's hook as fast as you can.”
“Then you crow like Pan.”
Confound it, Druscilla, glove me. The game is about to start. I need my bubbly. Give me my bubbly.
P Pirates
Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook!
[whispers]
Steal Hook's hook, then crow!
Don't Ask: Yeah.
Jackie, boy! Jack! This is for all the games your daddy missed. Hook would never miss your game, Son.
You're almost there. Just take it.
Come on, you're this close.
Don't Ask: What's the matter? It's right here.
Grab it, come on. Grab it, Peter.
And one. and a-two.... And at toodle-loodle-loo!
Wait for the good pitches. [pirate voice] Wait for the good pitches.
P Pirates
Jack! Jack! He's our man. If he can't do it, no one can!
P Pirate
He's stealing second!
[Noodler pulls out a large flintlock pistol and shoots the player, who comically falls down dead. Smee, pats himself down to make sure he wasn’t shot.]
No, no, no! No, now stop it! We're playing this game according to Master Jack's rules! Bad form! it down now! Let's resume the game. [To the lady next to him] Very violent sport, isn't it, baseball?
P Pirates
[holding up a sign reading "Run Home Jack"]
Run home, Jack! Run home, Jack!
Smee, no, no, no! They've got it backwards! Tell them to turn it around!
P Pirates
[the pirates fix the sign to read "Home Run Jack." They read it]
Home run, Jack! Home run, Jack! Home run, Jack!
Home run, Jack. Home run, Jack. He can't hit the curve.
You did it! Hoist him up! That's my boy! You did it, Son!
P Prostitutes
Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? Jack! Jack! Yay, Jack!
