Lost Boy quotes from Hook (1991)

Substitute chemistry teacher!

C'mon Rufio, hit him back!

Rufio

Mung tongue!

Math tutor.

Rufio

Pinhead!

Prison Barber.

Rufio

Mother lover!

Nearsighted gynecologist.

Rufio

In your face, camel cake!

In your rear, cow derriere!

Rufio

Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig!

You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, dude!

Bangerang, Peter!!!

Snow! What...? What? Help. HELP! Get me down! Help! Help!

Tinker Bell

Oh, you're alive!

Oh, get me down! I believe!

Tinker Bell

Lost Boys! Lost Boys! Wake up! Pan's back! Lost Boys! Lost Boys! Wake up!

That was my pillow!
Don't Ask: [stammers] I'm.. I'm.. I'm up.

Tinker Bell

Wake up, you sleepyheads!

Pan’s back! Pan’s back! Pan!

Pan's back! Pan's back! Pan!

Latchboy

Pan! Pan!

Who's the shrub?

Bangerang! Pan?
Don't Ask: That ain't Peter Pan.

He's old.

Latchboy

He's fat!

Not so fat to me.

He's an old, fat grandpa man.

Rufio! Rufio! Rufio!

Oh, That is so dangerous. [Rufio lands] That's enough! [after Rufio draws his sword] Okay, mister. All right. The show's over. Now you put that thing away! Now put it down before you poke somebody's eye out. [the Lost Boys all laugh] You're not old enough to shave. What are you doing with a sword? Kids flying around! This is an insurance nightmare! What's this? Some sort of Lord of the Flies preschool? Where are your parents? Who's in charge here?

No. No, Mr. Skunkhead-with-too-much-mousse…you are just a punk kid. [facing a mob of the Lost Boys] I want to speak to a grown-up!

Rufio

All grown-ups are pirates.

Excuse me?

Rufio

We kill pirates.

I'm not a pirate. It so happens, I'm a lawyer.

Rufio

Kill the lawyer!

Kill the lawyer!

I'm not that kind of lawyer. [high pitch] I've been shot! [normal voice] Help! Help me, somebody! No- no! Please stop! Why are you doing this to me?! [falls in the flower garden]

Tinker Bell

Rufio, you're the best with a sword. Please teach him. We gotta make him remember.

Excuse me! [hits the daffodil, it sneezes] Help me!

Help me!

Not you.

Not you! [Peter Pan with arrow shot by rear end]

Helmet! Oh, my! A wall.

Tinker Bell

Lost Boys, stop! Stop it!

Play!
Don't Ask: Play.

Rufio

You're dead, jolly man.

Tinker Bell

He can't do those things. He can't even play simple games Hook has got his kids, and I've got three days.. three days to get him ready to fight. And I need everybody's help.

Peter Pan's gots kids?

Rufio

He can't fly, fight or crow. So.. if any of you says this here scug ain't Peter Pan.. ..cross the line.

Hi. What? I'll be right back. What?

Tinker Bell

You are embarrassing me.

Pockets

Oh, there you are, Peter!

But, Peter....you've grown up. You promised never to grow old.

Peter..
Don't Ask: His nose got real big.

Well, welcome back to Never Land, Pan the Man.

Rufio

Don't listen to that fairy and that brainless fungus. I got Pan's sword! I'm the Pan now! You think this guy's gonna take it from me? Rufio?

Pockets

Wait! If Tink believes, maybe he is.

Rufio

Are you gonna follow this drooler against Capitán Hook?

Pockets

What's he doing here if he's not Peter Pan, huh? He don't look happy here. And who are them kids Hook's got? Give him a chance!

Those are my kids... .and Hook is gonna kill them unless we do something. Help me. Please.

Tinker Bell

Yeah, come on! Give him a chance!

Pick 'em up.

Pick 'em up.

Move 'em up.

Move 'em down.

Pick 'em on up.

Pick 'en on up.

Move 'em on down.

Move 'em on down.

Ain't no time to celebrate.

Ain't no time to celebrate.

You are old and overweight

You are old and overweight
Don't Ask: Gotta lose a million pounds.

Gotta lose a million pounds. Get your fat butt off the ground.

Reach on down and touch your toes.

Reach on down and touch your toes.

How long since you looked at those?

How long since you looked at those?
Don't Ask: Shape up.

Shape up.
Don't Ask: Lose weight.

Lose weight.
Don't Ask: Get thin.

Get thin.
Don't Ask: Gotta win.

Jumping jacks are good for you.
Don't Ask: Now your face is turning blue.

Now your face is turning blue.

Swing your arms around your back.

Swing your arms around your back. Give yourself a heart attack.

Gotta train.

Gotta train.

In the rain.

In the rain.
Don't Ask: In the sun.

In the sun.
Don't Ask: In the snow.

In the snow. Ten below.
Don't Ask: Gotta move.

Gotta move.
Don't Ask: Gotta crow.

Gotta crow.

Go easy on me. I'm a beginner.

Low! High! High!

Rufio

All right, gramps. Give it your best shot.

Tinker Bell

Rufio's only trying to help, Peter. Listen. Learn.

Okay, you ready? I don't wanna hurt you.

Latchboy

Watch your skin! You don't have armor on.

Rufio

Be Bangerang, old man.

Be Bangerang!

What are you doing? How does this help me get my kids back? What do I have to do next?

Next, time to fly.

Just think happy thoughts. Come on, Peter, think happy thoughts.

Tinker Bell

All you need is one happy thought, Peter, just one happy thought and it'll make you fly.

I got it! Not being in this slingshot would make me very happy!

Latchboy

He's going up! He’s going up!

He's coming down!

Come on. Let's go. I don't like this game.

Latchboy

“Steal Hook's hook as fast as you can.”

Pockets

“It'll make you proud.”

“Then you crow like Pan.”

Captain Hook

Confound it, Druscilla, glove me. The game is about to start. I need my bubbly. Give me my bubbly.

Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook!

Steal Hook's hook, then crow!
Don't Ask: Yeah.

Captain Hook

Jackie, boy! Jack! This is for all the games your daddy missed. Hook would never miss your game, Son.

You're almost there. Just take it.

Pockets

What's he looking at?

Come on, you're this close.
Don't Ask: What's the matter? It's right here.

Latchboy

What's wrong?

Grab it, come on. Grab it, Peter.

Come on, Jack.

Smee

And one. and a-two.... And at toodle-loodle-loo!

Strike!

Wait for the good pitches. [pirate voice] Wait for the good pitches.

Jack! Jack! He's our man. If he can't do it, no one can!

He's stealing second!

Captain Hook

No, no, no! No, now stop it! We're playing this game according to Master Jack's rules! Bad form! it down now! Let's resume the game. [To the lady next to him] Very violent sport, isn't it, baseball?

Come on, Jack!

Run home, Jack! Run home, Jack!

Jack

"Run home, Jack."

Captain Hook

Smee, no, no, no! They've got it backwards! Tell them to turn it around!

Jack

Maggie?

Smee

Switch!

Home run, Jack! Home run, Jack! Home run, Jack!

Home run, Jack. Home run, Jack. He can't hit the curve.

Smee

Jack!

Jack

Yeah!

Ohh!

Captain Hook

My Jack!

My Jack.

Captain Hook

You did it! Hoist him up! That's my boy! You did it, Son!

Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? Jack! Jack! Yay, Jack!