Don't tell me. My doorman's another one of your admirers.
Runaway Bride (1999) · 15 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Runaway Bride (1999): in 9 of its 15 quotes
Most scenes with: Maggie Carpenter (5)
A toast to, uh to Maggie's family and friends. May you find yourselves the bulls-eye of an easy target. May you be publicly flogged for all of your bad choices. And may your noses be rubbed in all of your mistakes.
More lines from Ike Graham
3 quotesLook, I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you're the only one for me.
So, um, may be you and I should, you know, what do you think, Huh?
Scenes with Ike Graham
5 scenesBenedict.
Arnold.
I love Eggs Benedict, I hate every other kind. I hate big weddings with everybody staring. I'd like to get married on a weekday while everybody's at work. And when I ride off into the sunset, I want my own horse.
Should I be writing this down?
Is there one 'right' person for everyone?
No, but I think attraction is mistaken for rightness.
If you were imagining me, you did great. [turns to Ike] What the hell were YOU doing?
I'm sorry, Bob. She kissed me back.
I kissed him back.
Yeah, I caught that. Want to tell me how long this has been going on?
About a minute...?
A little longer for me.
What do you expect me to say to this?
How about - "I hope you'll be very happy together"?
I hope you'll be very happy together.
I wanted to tell you why I run - sometimes ride - away from things.
Does it matter?
I think so. [takes a deep breath] When I was walking down the aisle, I was walking toward somebody who didn't have any idea who I really was. And it was only half the other person's fault, because I had done everything to convince him that I was exactly what he wanted. So it was good that I didn't go through with it because it would have been a lie. But you - you knew the real me.
Yes, I did.
I didn't. And you being the one at the end of the aisle didn't just fix that.
I love you, Homer Eisenhower Graham. Will you marry me?
I... I've got to think about this a little bit.
Good. I was hoping you'd say that.
You were not!
I was, because if you said "yes" right away, then I wouldn't get to say this next part, and I've been practicing. [Maggie sits down, clears her throat] Ready?
I'm listening.
I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is going to want get out. But I also guarantee... [starts to cry] that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart... you're the only one for me.






