Maggie Carpenter
I love you, Homer Eisenhower Graham. Will you marry me?
Ike Graham
I... I've got to think about this a little bit.
Maggie Carpenter
Good. I was hoping you'd say that.
Maggie Carpenter
I was, because if you said "yes" right away, then I wouldn't get to say this next part, and I've been practicing. [Maggie sits down, clears her throat] Ready?
Ike Graham
I'm listening.
Maggie Carpenter
I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is going to want get out. But I also guarantee... [starts to cry] that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart... you're the only one for me.

