Happy Man Welcome to Hollywood! What's your dream? Everybody comes here; this is Hollywood, land of dreams. Some dreams come true, some don't; but keep on dreamin' - this is Hollywood. Always time to dream, so keep on dreamin'.
Vivian Ward
Julia Roberts · 45 quotes
Edward Lewis
Richard Gere · 36 quotes
Kit De Luca
Laura San Giacomo · 6 quotes
Hollister
Larry Miller · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Edward Lewis & Vivian Ward (26), Vivian Ward & Kit De Luca (3), Edward Lewis & Hollister (3)
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Magician at party No matter what they say, it's all about money. So let's imagine, ladies, that you're a savings and loan officer. Watch - one, two, three; see, you've got it all, and we've got nothing. You've got all four, take a look.
Philip Stuckey [about Morse]
He mortgaged everything he owns, right down to his underwear, to secure a loan from the bank.
Impossible relationships. My special gift is impossible relationships.
Bridget Now, I'm sure we're gonna find something here that your uncle would love.
Bridg? He's not really my uncle.
Bridget They never are, dear.
Any questions?
Can I call you Eddie?
Not if you expect me to answer.
I would have stayed for two thousand.
I would have paid four. I'll see ya tonight.
Baby, I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go.
Three thousand, for six days, and Vivian, I will let you go.
I guess this is not the greatest time to be a hooker, is it?
Look, I use condoms always. I get checked out once a month at the free clinic. Not only am I better in the sack than an amateur, I am probably safer.
I like that; that's very good. You should have that printed on your business card.
If you're makin' fun of me, I don't like it.
[laughs]
No, I'm not making fun of you. No, I don't. I'm not. I wouldn't offend you. I'm sorry. What's your name?
What do you want it to be?
I hadn't exactly planned this.
Do you plan everything?
Always.
Yeah me too! I'm actually, no I'm not a planner. I would say I'm a kinda fly by the seat of your pants gal, you know moment to moment. Yeah that's me, that's...yeah.
I was very angry with him. It cost me ten thousand dollars in therapy to say that sentence: "I was very angry him." I do it very well, don't I? I'll say it again: I was very angry with him. "Hello, my name is Mr. Lewis, I am very angry with my father."
I would've been angry at the ten thousand dollars.
. . .
Did I mention... my leg is 44 inches from hip to toe, so basically, we're talkin' about...
[She wraps her legs around Edward.]
... 88 inches of therapy... wrapped around you, for the bargain price of...
I will pay you to be at my beck and call.
Look, I'd love to be your beck-and-call girl, but...
Oh, by the way, Phil — about your car...
Philip Stuckey Oh God. What?
It corners like it's on rails.
Philip Stuckey What?! What does that mean? Edward... Edward...
[Grinning, Edward hangs up.]
So what happened after he climbed up the tower and rescued her?
She rescues him right back.
Tell me, what kind of... what kind of money you girls make these days? Ballpark.
Can't take less than a hundred dollars.
Hundred dollars a night?
For an hour.
An hour? You make a hundred dollars an hour and you got a safety pin holding your boot up? You gotta be joking.
I never joke about money.
Neither do I.
When you and I were dating, did you speak to my secretary more than you spoke to me?
Susan She was one of my bridesmaids.
You see this young lady over here?
Yes.
Do you have anything in this shop as beautiful as she is?
Oh, yes.
[Edward gives Hollister a look.]
Oh, no! No, no! No. I'm saying we have many things as beautiful as she... would want them to be! [babbling] That's the point I was getting at. And I think we can all agree with that. That's why, when you came in here, you knew from the first—
You know what we're gonna need here? We're going to need a few more people helping us out. I'll tell you why. We are going to be spending an obscene amount of money in here. So we're going to need a lot more help sucking up to us, 'cause that's what we really like.
Ohhhh!
You understand that.
Sir, if I may say so, you're in the right store, and the right city, for that matter!