Elizabeth Stuckey '[about Vivian] She's sweet, Edward! Wherever did you find her?
976-BABE.
Vivian Ward
Julia Roberts · 45 quotes
Edward Lewis
Richard Gere · 36 quotes
Kit De Luca
Laura San Giacomo · 6 quotes
Hollister
Larry Miller · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Edward Lewis & Vivian Ward (26), Vivian Ward & Kit De Luca (3), Edward Lewis & Hollister (3)
Pretty Woman quotes
Page 2 of 5 Elizabeth Stuckey
Gretchen
Edward's our most eligible bachelor. Everybody is trying to land him.
Well, I'm not trying to land him. I'm just using him for sex.
Exactly how obscene an amount of money were you talking about? Just... profane, or really offensive?
Really offensive.
Mr. Lewis? How's it going so far?
Pretty well, I think. I think we need some major sucking up.
Very well, sir. You're... not only handsome, but a powerful man. I could see the second you walked in here, you were someone to reckon with...
Hollister.
Yes, sir?
Not me. Her.
Maybe you guys could, like, um... you know, get a house together, and like, buy some diamonds, and a horse — I don't know. Anyway... it could work! It happens!
When does it happen, Kit?
. . .
I just wanna know who it works out for. You give me one example of somebody that we know that it happened for.
Yeah, you know a person that it's worked for.
You want me to, like, give you a name, or something?
Yeah, I'd like a name.
Oh, God, the pressure of a name... Cinde-****-rella!
Matron Did you enjoy the opera, dear?
Oh, it was so good, I almost peed my pants!
Matron [Vivian walks off.]
Wha—?
She said she liked it better than The Pirates of Penzance.
Thompson
I have a message for you, sir.
From who?
Thompson
Ah, from your niece, sir.
My what?
Thompson
The young lady who's staying in your room, sir.
Oh. Hmm. I think we both know that she's not my niece.
Thompson
Of course.
The reason I know that, is that I am an only child.
Thompson
Now, Mr. Lewis, however, is a very special customer, and we like to think of our special customers as friends. Now, as a customer, we would expect Mr. Lewis to sign in any additional guests, but as a friend, we're willing to overlook it. Now, I'm assuming that you're a... [long pause] ... relative?
Thompson
I thought so. Then you must be his...
Thompson
Of course. Naturally, when Mr. Lewis leaves, I won't see you in this hotel again. I assume you have no other uncles here?
More than life itself.
Edward, are you in town on, uh, business or pleasure?
Business, I think.
Business, you think. Well... let me guess. That would make you... a lawyer.
A lawyer?
Umm-hmm.
What makes you think I'm a lawyer?
You've got that, um... sharp, useless look about you.
Hello!
Never, ever pick up the phone.
Then why're you calling me?
. . .
All right. I'll meet you in the lobby, but only 'cause your payin' me to.
Well, thank you very much.
'Lo?
I told you not to pick up the phone.
'Vivian: Then stop callin me.
Hey, sugar, you lookin' for a date?
No, I want to find Beverly Hills. Can you give me directions?
Sure. For five bucks.
Ridiculous.
Price just went up to ten.
You can't charge me for directions!
I can do anything I want to, baby. I ain't lost.
I called and called! Where were you last night?
Ma?
Let's watch old movies all night... we'll just veg out in front of the TV.
"Veg out"?
Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli.
Look, I'll tell ya what. I'll be back. We'll do broccoli tomorrow.
Listen, I... I appreciate this whole seduction scene you've got goin', but let me give you a tip — I'm a sure thing, okay? So... I'm on an hourly rate. Could we just move it along?
Somehow, I'm sensing that this time problem is a major issue with you. Why don't we just get through that right now.
Great! Let's get started.
How much for the entire night?
Stay here? [small laugh] You couldn't afford it.
Try me.
300 dollars.
Done. Thank you. Now we can relax.
[A flummoxed Vivian gets up.]
Are you sure you want me to stay for the entire night? I mean, I could just pop ya good and be on my way.
Why, is it your birthday, or something?
No.
I mean, I have been the party at a couple of birthdays.
Hmpf. I bet you have.