Reuben Tishkoff We'll talk about it when I'm dead.
Danny Ocean
George Clooney · 33 quotes
Rusty Ryan
Brad Pitt · 27 quotes
Linus Caldwell
Matt Damon · 18 quotes
Willie Bank
8 quotes
Basher Tarr
Don Cheadle · 6 quotes
Roman Nagel
Suzy Eddie Izzard · 6 quotes
Turk Malloy
Scott Caan · 5 quotes
Saul Bloom
Carl Reiner · 4 quotes
Virgil Malloy
Casey Affleck · 4 quotes
Abigail Sponder
Ellen Barkin · 3 quotes
Frank
Bernie Mac · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Danny Ocean & Rusty Ryan (23), Danny Ocean & Linus Caldwell (8), Rusty Ryan & Linus Caldwell (7)
Ocean's Thirteen quotes
Page 1 of 5 Reuben Tishkoff Roman Nagel You're like the Morecombe and Wise of the theivery world, but even they went off the boil after a while
You're analog players in a digital world.
(Talking to Willie Bank as Kensington chub)
Well, so far, this establishment is of...Aces!
When they opened The Flamingo, one day it was closed, the next it was open. End of story. I know, I was there.
Oh, good,the Ace of Daimonds, I hope.
Yen Shit! Shit! Shit!
You felt it too?
[Feeling a waitress' arm]
I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. Turn in your uniform.
Waitress
I only gained four pounds, you can't!
Sorry, sweetie, but your Body Mass Index is nowhere near where it's supposed to be.
Waitress
But Ms. Sponder-
Oh no, honey. It's your butt that's the problem. [Smugly walks off, Linus having observed the whole thing]
[cuts to Linus, Frank, Rusty, and Danny talking]
Man, you can't fire no waitresses based on appearance, that's just unconstitutional.
IF they were waitresses.
Yeah, they're actually hired as "models who serve", so that Bank can monitor their personal appearance.
It's a cruel, cruel practice.
[Pretending to be a stunt biker]
Mr. Bank. Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting one two three four?
What did he say?
Read this to Reuben. I've done research: positive messages get through.
I can't say this.
No, no, I am saying it, you're just a vessel.
Come on, Basher! Look, why don't you take a brake, I'll watch all the equipment, you go read it to him.
You know when they were digging the tunnel they had teams of guys monitoring this.
Yeah? How many?
Teams!
Benedict [When Danny, Rusty, and Linus ask for his help]
Number one: If any of you try to screw with me, you're dead. And I'll be looking into the whole operation. Number two: If I lend you this money, I'm your senior partner, last money in, first money out...And you will double my investment.
Double.
Benedict ...Is that a yes?
Double.
Benedict [nods]
That monstrosity that Bank calls a hotel casts a shadow over my pool. Break him. Break him in half. The man has no taste. Yet every time he opens a hotel, he wins a Royal Review Board Five Diamond Award. Every time he wins, he celebrates by...
We know, by buying one for his wife.
You mean five.
One is five.
Benedict Number three: I want you to steal the diamonds.
It can't be done.
We don't have the manpower.
Or the time.
Or a way in.
We get caught, we go away for life! We're not going to risk that just so you can get his diamonds!
Benedict Oh, I don't want them. I just want him to lose what matters most to him. Do what you want with them. But either you steal the diamonds, [shrugs] or you get somebody else to finance your drill.
Shut it down, guys. Shut her down!
It is shut down.
This is no time for jokes, fellas.
Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart?
That's your idea?
Well, we've shaken all the trees, we've looked under every rock, we've searched every... I mea... We've talked to everybody we can trust. I know it's not a great idea but it is an idea and I think as long as we have one idea we shouldn't give up.
I was really hoping to avoid that this time.
They built 'em smaller back then.
They seemed big.
Town's changed.