A character in Ocean's Thirteen (2007)

Turk Malloy quotes from Ocean's Thirteen (2007)

Scott Caan

7th most-quoted character in Ocean's Thirteen (2007): in 5 of its 65 quotes
Most scenes with: Virgil Malloy (4), Danny Ocean (2), Rusty Ryan (2)

Scenes with Turk Malloy

5 scenes
Turk Malloy

I don't care if it gets messy.

I'll drive you. We'll get him leaving his barber.

Livingston Dell

And I'll inject him.

And I'll find a spot to get rid of the body.

All valid ideas. Great initiative. But...

But...

Turk Malloy

Don't change the facial structure.

I'm making you taller. Don't you want to be taller? You're a midget in 34 states.

Turk Malloy

Yeah, well, I'm an animal in the other 34.

[turns and stares at Turk]
Turk Malloy

24... 22.

[during this scene almost constantly someone is talking over some other's voice]

Long past checkout time, sir.

The V.U.P.

What? I'm in no condition to checkout,( I have...)

You've overstayed your reservation, sir. We need the room.

The V.U.P.

But, Nevada innkeeper laws make it illegal to evict a (guest who is sick, you can't do...)

Turk Malloy

Expect in case of public health and safety,( sir. Occupants have evidenced a flagrant)...

You're obviously experiencing some sort of abrasion, sir.

Turk Malloy

...repeated disregard for acceptable standard for personal HYGIENE.

The V.U.P.

I haven't disregarded my hygiene.

Turk Malloy

Sir, (but yes)...

(SIR,)

what I am trying to say is...

Turk Malloy

...you have.

...you've gone nose deaf.

The V.U.P.

What?

You're oblivious to your effect on other guests.

The V.U.P.

I really don't see what effect (I've had on other guests if I am not in my room, and)...

Turk Malloy

Fifteen minutes! Fif-teen minutes! Fifteen minutes!

The V.U.P.

...up, (up here)

Turk Malloy
(Fif...)

hey, fifteen minutes. Pack your things or we will pack them for you. Get the picture?

The V.U.P.

What?

Turk Malloy

Do you get the picture, sir, (do not make us)...

Pack your things.

Turk Malloy

...come back here, friend.

Pack your things!

Turk Malloy

Friend.

The V.U.P.
(Hey,)

okay. Okay.

Shut it down, guys. Shut her down!

Turk Malloy

It is shut down.

This is no time for jokes, fellas.

Turk Malloy

Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart?

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