Abigail Sponder [disbelieving]
The air?
Let me put it to you this way: try building something taller than three stories in the Tiangjin province, and see if his name turns up then.
Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Ocean's Thirteen (2007): in 3 of its 65 quotes
Most scenes with: Linus Caldwell (3)
Scenes with Abigail Sponder
3 scenes Abigail Sponder Abigail Sponder [after a small earthquake]
What was that?
You felt it too?
Abigail Sponder [Feeling a waitress' arm]
I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. Turn in your uniform.
Waitress
I only gained four pounds, you can't!
Sponder Sorry, sweetie, but your Body Mass Index is nowhere near where it's supposed to be.
Waitress
But Ms. Sponder-
Sponder Oh no, honey. It's your butt that's the problem. [Smugly walks off, Linus having observed the whole thing]
[cuts to Linus, Frank, Rusty, and Danny talking]
Man, you can't fire no waitresses based on appearance, that's just unconstitutional.
IF they were waitresses.
Yeah, they're actually hired as "models who serve", so that Bank can monitor their personal appearance.
It's a cruel, cruel practice.
