Charlie Tweeder [singing]
She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw.
Played by Scott Caan 
Varsity Blues (1999) · 36 quotes
Varsity Blues (1999) · 36 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Varsity Blues (1999): in 11 of its 36 quotes
Most scenes with: Jonathon "Mox' Moxon (3), Billy Bob (2)
Good moonin, Boys! Good moonin! I have been up since the crack of dawn and I had to ass you a question.
More lines from Charlie Tweeder
6 quotes Charlie Tweeder Charlie Tweeder [after stealing a cop car]
I'm gonna go to jail!
Charlie Tweeder Jonathan Moxon your are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your god damn clothes and get in the car.
Charlie Tweeder Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!
Charlie Tweeder Well we're all naked in there and we've got handcuffs and cool shit to play with so take off your clothes and get in the car.
Charlie Tweeder Looks like she fell out of the I-wanna-suck-your-dick tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Scenes with Charlie Tweeder
4 scenes Charlie Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.
What?
Charlie Listen. You give 'em Percocet, two Vicoden and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.
Charlie It's nice.
Tweeder, you think you'll enjoy prison?
Charlie [not paying attention]
I don't know...What?
Charlie Hey you wanna see the new Tweeder end zone dance?
Charlie [Tweeder dances]
You know what it's called?
What?
Charlie The new Tweeder end zone dance.
Charlie Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.
That's funny.
Charlie Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts.
Tweeder [a trainer is about to administer a shot to Wendell's knee]
Hey coach, I heard a pop. I... you know, I think he's hurt pretty bad.
Get outta here! Y'all wouldn't know anything about it! Dedication, team play!
Lance [bursting in on crutches]
But I would. Don't do it, Wendell... it's not worth it, man.
You gonna listen to that from a gimp... who's praying that we lose so he can be the missing link?
Wendell
Maybe I shouldn't do it.
Lance [to Wendell]
Don't do it.
...before I lose my temper! [grabs Lance] Get out!
Tweeder Don't do it.
That needle goes anywhere near Wendell's leg, I swear to God, on my mother's grave, I will rip your arms off and beat you to death with them!
This has to do with all of us. We kill ourselves for you. Year round, we play hurt, we play sick, and we spend most of that time scared that we're gonna screw up and you're gonna kick our ass because you... [Kilmer attempts to close the door in Mox's face, but Mox stops it] ...don't really give a **** about us! All you care about is your next district title.
[to the trainer, at halftime in the trainer's room, with Wendell on the table]
Give him the shot!
If you give him that shot, you can find yourself another **** quarterback.
You about ready to lose that scholarship, boy?
If it keeps that needle out of his leg? Absolutely.
Good.
**** it, I'm out.
That's good! That's good! Finally! Tweeder, you take the snaps.
Tweeder No, I won't. I'm out, Coach.
What did you say?
Tweeder I'm with them.
The only way we're going back out on that field is without you.
