Billy Bob It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!
Played by Ron Lester 
Varsity Blues (1999) · 36 quotes
Varsity Blues (1999) · 36 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Varsity Blues (1999): in 6 of its 36 quotes
Most scenes with: Jonathon "Mox' Moxon (2), Charlie Tweeder (2)
A 10... a 10... a **** 10!
More lines from Billy Bob
2 quotes Billy Bob Billy Bob [staring at Miss Davis's breasts]
Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?
Scenes with Billy Bob
3 scenes Billy Bob I sure do love that dog.
I think it's a pig.
Billy Bob Yeah.
Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.
Billy Bob That's funny.
Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts.
[a trainer is about to administer a shot to Wendell's knee]
Hey coach, I heard a pop. I... you know, I think he's hurt pretty bad.
Get outta here! Y'all wouldn't know anything about it! Dedication, team play!
Lance [bursting in on crutches]
But I would. Don't do it, Wendell... it's not worth it, man.
You gonna listen to that from a gimp... who's praying that we lose so he can be the missing link?
Wendell
Maybe I shouldn't do it.
Lance [to Wendell]
Don't do it.
...before I lose my temper! [grabs Lance] Get out!
Don't do it.
Billy Bob That needle goes anywhere near Wendell's leg, I swear to God, on my mother's grave, I will rip your arms off and beat you to death with them!
This has to do with all of us. We kill ourselves for you. Year round, we play hurt, we play sick, and we spend most of that time scared that we're gonna screw up and you're gonna kick our ass because you... [Kilmer attempts to close the door in Mox's face, but Mox stops it] ...don't really give a **** about us! All you care about is your next district title.
[to the trainer, at halftime in the trainer's room, with Wendell on the table]
Give him the shot!
If you give him that shot, you can find yourself another **** quarterback.
You about ready to lose that scholarship, boy?
If it keeps that needle out of his leg? Absolutely.
Good.
**** it, I'm out.
That's good! That's good! Finally! Tweeder, you take the snaps.
No, I won't. I'm out, Coach.
What did you say?
I'm with them.
The only way we're going back out on that field is without you.
