Coach Bud Kilmer [to Mox]
You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.
Played by Jon Voight 
Varsity Blues (1999) · 36 quotes
Varsity Blues (1999) · 36 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Varsity Blues (1999): in 8 of its 36 quotes
A line from Coach Bud KilmerThe hard work of so many, sacrificed by the disrespect of few.
More lines from Coach Bud Kilmer
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Coach Bud Kilmer Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict.
Coach Bud Kilmer [to Mox]
Your daddy was a no-talent pussy, but at least he listened!
Coach Bud Kilmer [to Billy Bob]
Son, you are **** up my universe. You're fat, you're slow...now all of a sudden you're lazy.
Coach Bud Kilmer [pulling Moxon aside after practice]
You disobey me, and I will bury you. I know about your scholarship to Brown. I got your grades under review. Don't think for a minute that I can't **** with your transcripts, and get this whole deal blown for you.
Scenes with Coach Bud Kilmer
1 scene
[a trainer is about to administer a shot to Wendell's knee]
Hey coach, I heard a pop. I... you know, I think he's hurt pretty bad.
Coach Kilmer Get outta here! Y'all wouldn't know anything about it! Dedication, team play!
Lance [bursting in on crutches]
But I would. Don't do it, Wendell... it's not worth it, man.
Coach Kilmer You gonna listen to that from a gimp... who's praying that we lose so he can be the missing link?
Wendell
Maybe I shouldn't do it.
Coach Kilmer [to the rest of the players]
Get the hell outta here...
Lance [to Wendell]
Don't do it.
Coach Kilmer ...before I lose my temper! [grabs Lance] Get out!
Don't do it.
That needle goes anywhere near Wendell's leg, I swear to God, on my mother's grave, I will rip your arms off and beat you to death with them!
Coach Kilmer [shocked]
You stay the hell outta this, Billy Bob! This has nothing to do with you!
This has to do with all of us. We kill ourselves for you. Year round, we play hurt, we play sick, and we spend most of that time scared that we're gonna screw up and you're gonna kick our ass because you... [Kilmer attempts to close the door in Mox's face, but Mox stops it] ...don't really give a **** about us! All you care about is your next district title.
Coach Kilmer [to the trainer, at halftime in the trainer's room, with Wendell on the table]
Give him the shot!
If you give him that shot, you can find yourself another **** quarterback.
Coach Kilmer You about ready to lose that scholarship, boy?
If it keeps that needle out of his leg? Absolutely.
Coach Kilmer Good.
**** it, I'm out.
Coach Kilmer That's good! That's good! Finally! Tweeder, you take the snaps.
No, I won't. I'm out, Coach.
Coach Kilmer What did you say?
I'm with them.
The only way we're going back out on that field is without you.
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