Larry Zoolander quotes from Zoolander (2001) ... Movie Quotes Database

Played by Jon Voight

Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Zoolander (2001): in 5 of its 106 quotes
Most scenes with: Derek Zoolander (3)

Scenes with Larry Zoolander

5 scenes

Larry Zoolander

Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.

Larry Zoolander

You're dead to me boy. You're more dead to me than your dead mother.

Larry Zoolander

You're dead to me Derek. You're deader to me than your dead mother. I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.

Mer-man! [high-pitched cough] Mer-man!

I just wanted to make you proud of me, pop.

Larry Zoolander

How? With your male modeling? Prancing around in your underwear with your wiener hanging out for everyone to see?

[after being in a coal mine for a day]

I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop. [coughing] It's not very well-ventilated down there.

Larry Zoolander

For Christ's sake, Derek, you've been down there one day. Talk to me in thirty years.