Maury Ballstein You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb going on up there.
Played by Jerry Stiller 
Zoolander (2001) · 106 quotes
Zoolander (2001) · 106 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Zoolander (2001): in 5 of its 106 quotes
Most scenes with: Derek Zoolander (2)
Scenes with Maury Ballstein
5 scenes Maury Ballstein Maury Ballstein Watch out Tushie squeeze!
Maury Ballstein I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
God?
Maury Ballstein God? What the shit are you talkin' about? It's me, Maury.
Maury Ballstein What do we do when we fall off the horse?
Maury Ballstein [looking to supply finish]
We... get back on!
Sorry, Maury. I'm not a gymnast.
