Maury Ballstein I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories. Announcer ...for the past four years, male modeling has been dominated by one man and five syllables: Der-ek Zoo-land-er. [Derek slowly counts the syllables off on his fingers] Katinka I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander!