“I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad...” – Maury Ballstein, Zoolander ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Zoolander 2001

Maury Ballstein Jerry Stiller

I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

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