Announcer
...for the past four years, male modeling has been dominated by one man and five syllables: Der-ek Zoo-land-er. [Derek slowly counts the syllables off on his fingers]
Derek Zoolander
Ben Stiller · 53 quotes
Hansel
Owen Wilson · 27 quotes
Mugatu
Will Ferrell · 16 quotes
Matilda
Christine Taylor · 13 quotes
Larry Zoolander
Jon Voight · 5 quotes
Maury Ballstein
Jerry Stiller · 5 quotes
Brint
Alexandre Manning · 4 quotes
J.P. Prewitt
David Duchovny · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Derek Zoolander & Matilda (12), Derek Zoolander & Hansel (7), Hansel & Matilda (4)
Zoolander quotes
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Announcer
Oh, you hate to see something like that at an event like this; ugly protesters bothering beautiful people.
Billy Zane
It's a walk-off, it's a walk-off.
I knew it was a joke Meekus, I just didn't get it right away!
David Bowie [a judge is needed for the "walk-off"]
If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service.
Orange Mocha Frappucino!
(after Derek accidentally stepped on the glass dome surrounding his hand)
Ya freaking idiot!!!
I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed.
Katinka [after throwing Matilda into the street from Mugatu's spa]
I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander!
Katinka I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit.
Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.
You're dead to me boy. You're more dead to me than your dead mother.
[to Katinka]
By the way, you were wrong about my outfit. It's the Cheryl Ladd collection and I got it at JC Penney's. On sale!
I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
Watch out Tushie squeeze!