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View Quote Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
View Quote Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.
View Quote [after he pokes a girl with a pin] Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
View Quote As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte!
View Quote I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING!!! N O T H I N G ! ! !
View Quote [hypnotizing Derek] Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus. I'm just a regular kid and want you to know the real truth about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why, back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!
View Quote Obey my dog!
View Quote [...] I'm a hot little potato right now!
View Quote It's that damn Hansel. He's so hot right now!
View Quote They're break-dance fighting.
View Quote Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!
View Quote Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
View Quote You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.
View Quote [after Derek says the center should be bigger] He's absolutely right.
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