You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb going on up there.
Derek Zoolander
Ben Stiller · 53 quotes
Hansel
Owen Wilson · 27 quotes
Mugatu
Will Ferrell · 16 quotes
Matilda
Christine Taylor · 13 quotes
Larry Zoolander
Jon Voight · 5 quotes
Maury Ballstein
Jerry Stiller · 5 quotes
Brint
Alexandre Manning · 4 quotes
J.P. Prewitt
David Duchovny · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Derek Zoolander & Matilda (12), Derek Zoolander & Hansel (7), Hansel & Matilda (4)
Zoolander quotes
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Meekus Earth-to-Brint!?
Protester
Mugatu! Screw you and your little dog too!
Billy Zane
Hey, Derek, back on top, man.
Thanks, Billy. You rock.
Billy Zane
No, you rock. When you gonna drop Magnum on us, buddy?
Not yet. You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.
Meekus Or like, doesn't, it's like, ex-squeeze me, but have you ever heard of styling gel?
I'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel, he's a male model.
Meekus Uh, earth to Brint, I was making a joke.
Uh, Earth to Meekus, duh okay I knew that!
Meekus Uh, Earth to Brint, I'm not so sure you do because you were all like 'well I'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel' like you DIDN'T know it was a joke! aha, haha
I knew it was a joke, Meekus, I just didn't get it right away!
Meekus Earth to Brint...
Will you guys stop it already!
Ya know what could really help you sort through these important issues?
What?
Brint, Meekus, Rufus
ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINOS!
You know what would help you sort through these important issues?
What?
Brint, Meekus, and Rufus
ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!!!
[after being in a coal mine for a day]
I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop. [coughing] It's not very well-ventilated down there.
For Christ's sake, Derek, you've been down there one day. Talk to me in thirty years.
God?
God? What the shit are you talkin' about? It's me, Maury.
I just wanted to make you proud of me, pop.
How? With your male modeling? Prancing around in your underwear with your wiener hanging out for everyone to see?
Look, I think I know what this is about and I'm complimented but not interested.
What?
I can't sleep with you, OK? My head is killing me...
What are you talking about?
Okay, if you just want to fool around or...
WAIT! I don't want to sleep with you!
Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am.
What?
A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?
Why do you hate models, Matilda?
Honestly?
Yes.
I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?
Oh, snap!
You mean, you haven't...
Done it in a while, yeah.
What's a while? Like eight days?
Look, you can't just come into people's lofts, wanting sex, then changing your mind, then telling them they've been at a day spa for a week...
You have been at a day spa for a week.
So what?!