Derek Zoolander
God?
Maury Ballstein
God? What the shit are you talkin' about? It's me, Maury.
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Derek Zoolander I just wanted to make you proud of me, pop.
Larry Zoolander How? With your male modeling? Prancing around in your underwear with your wiener hanging out for everyone to see?
Hansel Yeah, you're cool to hide here, but first me and him got to straighten some shit out.
Derek Zoolander Fine.
Hansel Why you been acting so messed up towards me?
Derek Zoolander Why you been acting so messed up towards me?
Derek Zoolander I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop. [coughing] It's not very well-ventilated down there.
Larry Zoolander For Christ's sake, Derek, you've been down there one day. Talk to me in thirty years.
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