“Why do you hate models, Matilda?” – Derek Zoolander, Zoolander ... Movie Quotes Database

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Derek Zoolander

Why do you hate models, Matilda?

Matilda

Honestly?

Hansel

Yes.

Matilda

I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.

Hansel

I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?

Derek

Oh, snap!

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Derek Zoolander Ben Stiller More Derek Zoolander quotes →

Hansel Owen Wilson More Hansel quotes →

Matilda Christine Taylor More Matilda quotes →

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