“I've been trying to reach you for a week.” – Matilda, Zoolander ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Zoolander 2001

Matilda

I've been trying to reach you for a week.

Derek Zoolander

A week? What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum.

Matilda

That was last Friday.

Derek Zoolander

Uh, Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?

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Derek Zoolander Ben Stiller More Derek Zoolander quotes →

Matilda Christine Taylor More Matilda quotes →

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