“You're dead to me Derek. You're deader to me than your dead mother. I...” – Larry Zoolander, Zoolander ... Movie Quotes Database

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Larry Zoolander

You're dead to me Derek. You're deader to me than your dead mother. I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.

Derek Zoolander

Mer-man! [high-pitched cough] Mer-man!

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