J.P. Prewitt I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed.
Played by David Duchovny 
Zoolander (2001) · 106 quotes
Zoolander (2001) · 106 quotes
8th most-quoted character in Zoolander (2001): in 3 of its 106 quotes
Scenes with J.P. Prewitt
3 scenes J.P. Prewitt J.P. Prewitt (after Derek accidentally stepped on the glass dome surrounding his hand)
Ya freaking idiot!!!
J.P. Prewitt The truth is male models have been assassinating world leaders for over 200 years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs worn by our early leaders?
Mugatu!
J.P. Prewitt [pauses]
Slaves, Derek. So they hired John Wilkes Booth to do Mr. Lincoln in. The first model/actor! Dallas. 1963. John F. Kennedy.
Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a male model.
J.P. Prewitt You're goddamn right he wasn't, but the two lookers who capped Kennedy from the grassy knoll sure as shit were!
But why male models?
J.P. Prewitt Are you serious? I just told you.
