The truth is male models have been assassinating world leaders for over 200 years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs worn by our early leaders?

Mugatu!

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Slaves, Derek. So they hired John Wilkes Booth to do Mr. Lincoln in. The first model/actor! Dallas. 1963. John F. Kennedy.

Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a male model.

You're goddamn right he wasn't, but the two lookers who capped Kennedy from the grassy knoll sure as shit were!

But why male models?

Are you serious? I just told you.