Miss Davis Now I want y'all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina!
Played by Tonie Perensky 
Varsity Blues (1999) · 36 quotes
Varsity Blues (1999) · 36 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Varsity Blues (1999): in 3 of its 36 quotes
Scenes with Miss Davis
3 scenes Miss Davis Miss Davis Can anyone tell me a common slang term for the male erection?
Student
Boner? Is boner one?
Miss Davis Yes! Boner is good, boner is very good!
The male erection? Uh, pitchin' a tent, sportin' wood, icicle has formed, the march is on; stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, Rigger Mortis has set in; uh, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroom Head, purple-headed yogurt-slinger...and, uh, Pedro.
Miss Davis Pedro?
Mmhmm.
