“The male erection? Uh, pitchin' a tent, sportin' wood, icicle has...” – Mox, Varsity Blues ... Movie Quotes Database

Mox

The male erection? Uh, pitchin' a tent, sportin' wood, icicle has formed, the march is on; stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, Rigger Mortis has set in; uh, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroom Head, purple-headed yogurt-slinger...and, uh, Pedro.

Miss Davis

Pedro?

Mox

Mmhmm.

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